essence of douchebag
"His name was Oliver, and he was from Michigan."
quonsar at 10:20 pm
unborn baby ornament - us troop model
"What if the fetus you were going to abort would grow up to be a soldier bringing democracy to a godless dictatorship?"
quonsar at 10:28 pm
the tao of charcoal
"When I first began to build fires I would see before me the cooker, charcoal, flames, food, and smoke all in floating masses of confusion. After three years I no longer saw confusion. Instead, I saw a single blending of all these things into the spirit of the fire. But now I see nothing. My whole being exists in a formless void. My senses are idle. My spirit, free to work without plan, follows its own instinct. In short, my fire builds itself."
quonsar at 4:28 pm