stand up and holla!
the administration clearly has people working full time on the stupidity image. ok, i'll "holla": GEORGE! FUCK YOU! WORD UP!
quonsar at 1:56 pm
hire a hubby
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clavdivs at 2:48 pm
the smoking freedom of yesterday with the smoking technology of tomorrow
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quonsar at 2:13 pm
"Tonight I hit upon a shocking anatomical secret: your fingers, if photographed in a certain close up way, are practically indistinguishable from pictures of thighs and buttocks."
madamjujujive at 9:54 pm
death clock cd rom
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quonsar at 12:13 am
mr. crash davis at 8:56 pm
a state of putrifying liquifaction
"If one were to disinter a casket from a grave or mausoleum several months after burial or emtombment, it is possible that perhaps 10 to 25 gallons, or more, of liquids could be sloshing about in the casket."
quonsar at 5:51 pm