sunday, feb 15, 2004

cheesus industries
premium quality, religious-themed cheese sculptures
"I don't care if the whole world freezes, as long as I've got my Cheddar Cheesus (TM)"
madamjujujuve at 11:25 pm

madamjujujive at 10:35 pm

madamjujujive at 10:18 pm

eight arms to hold you
"Most of everything we know about the giant squid (Architeuthis sp.) has come from the examination of animals that have either been washed up on beaches, spit up by sperm whales or caught accidentally in large fishing trawls."
madamjujujive at 12:58 am
saturday, feb 14, 2004

we love you, yes, you.
madamjujujive at 11:26 pm
a family proposal
an idea that I would like to realize concerning the establishment of a family.
"Basic Plan: 2 - 6 women to have 2 - 15 children by me. The preferred situation tends toward the higher numbers. I am not misanthropic. I do not want my sons to be circumcised. In sexual activity, I generally prefer a long, slow build-up with a light and gentle touch."
quonsar at 11:18 pm

lucky the stuffed cat
"This is an actual cat that some wonderful person preserved through taxidermy, the ears are bobbed, the tail broken and "repaired", the fur mangy and other things I have forgot, a unique conversation piece, I believe the cat's name is "Lucky"."
madamjujujive at 10:52 pm

draw your boss
"The purpose of this site is to stick it to the man by showcasing pictures people draw of their bosses. An easy way to make a drawing on your computer is to use the "Paint" program in Windows, then save the file as a .JPG file. Mac users can make a picture using Appleworks."
madamjujujive at 9:59 pm

flip flop socks
mr. crash davis at 2:38 pm

the anti-valentine
janetland at 2:26 pm
pulled out of my ass.com
mr. crash davis at 2:21 pm
friday, feb 13, 2004
have sex with a disabled man for valentine's!!
"I've recently tested negative for all STDs, and fully endorse, and only participate in, safe sex. My pic is below. As of now, I have no date for Valentine's Day. I figured there's a lot of horny, hot chicks without dates themselves out there looking for something different this weekend! On Saturday, why not spend the night with a horny disabled guy instead?"
mr. crash davis at 11:59 pm

don't do drugs
madamjujujive at 11:41 pm

x.p.a.c. 400 air car
"This car is a ground effects machine and rides on a five inch cushion of air and can run on land or water, has no wheels, transmission or rear end. Plus, no frictional moving parts. Air is drawn in through the front and rear openings into the open plenum chamber with outlets through a combination of peripheral jet inserts."
madamjujujive at 11:26 pm
mantronic comesource
domain naming for dummies®
shepd at 4:12 pm

grow
brownpau at 2:09 pm
me? work in the bus industry?
"You're looking at career options and trying to figure out what you want. But you know what you don't want - you don't want to be stuck behind a desk or in a warehouse somewhere! If you like people, travel, and are happier "in charge" of something rather than being left behind, we'd like you to think about putting your career in gear - and joining the 80,000 men and women in Canada who drive and maintain buses."
filmgoerjuan at 2:23 am

oreo moon phases
"After twisting apart bite-size Oreo® cookies, students scrape off the cream to simulate the four primary moon phases. Young students place the appropriate moon phases on pre-marked, labeled paper plates. The rewards of studying science prove tasty."
quonsar at 1:49 am

clock 155
madamjujujive at 12:40 am

the old lady and the fly
madamjujujive at 12:30 am
thursday, feb 12, 2004

shit bitch bears
"The Shit Bitch Bear has been proven to increase response and lower inhibitions of recipients. In studies people who gave The Shit Bitch Bear experienced significantly higher levels of late stage action-such as dry humping and heavy-petting along with extended post-coital spooning sessions."
tacodog at 7:23 pm

beetle blue
madamjujujive at 12:44 am
tuesday, feb 10, 2004

a nose is a nose is a nose?
madamjujujive at 10:06 pm

g-dawgs
quonsar at 9:45 pm

bulletproof dog
anathema at 9:43 pm

i say potato
quonsar at 9:07 pm

icky twerp
madamjujujive at 8:43 pm

vintage pantyhose
quonsar at 8:35 pm

elephant
mr. crash davis at 7:30 pm

wrong way
mr. crash davis at 7:24 pm

throw rocks at boys
mr. crash davis at 7:13 pm
monday, feb 9, 2004

chicken dead chicken
rixport at 8:50 pm

dishonest dubya lying action figure
With Pretzel-Retching Action™
quonsar at 1:15 am