sunday, jan 11, 2004

postcards of nursing
madamjujujive at 9:39 pm

ether party
madamjujujive at 9:32 pm

christian weasel
furry loves jesus. hilarity ensues.
jimbob at 8:22 pm

yarmulkebra
"A yarmulke is the skullcap worn by practicing Jewish men to show their reverence to God. A bra is the breast-holding undergarment worn by women to stave off excess jigglage and saggage. A yarmulkebra is a bra made of two yarmulkes. No longer are yarmulkes limited to men or heads. You wanted to wear one? Now you can wear two."
madamjujujive at 7:47 pm

barbara streisand's huge nostrils
"The shape and rigidity of a long nose, as well as the fact that in many fantasies the woman's nose grows longer (sometimes it grows as she gets more aroused), prompt immediate comparisons to the male penis. It's a pretty valid comparison. Some of the women in my fantasies use their noses just that way: as a penetrative device. It's rare, but in a very real sense, these images of long-nosed women are symbols of virility. These ladies proudly wear their sexual organs on their faces for all to see."
wobh at 6:28 pm
1-800-elk-meat
"Jamison Farms weave pristine pastures full of lush grasses with fresh spring waters. This provides the perfect place for raising our outstanding elk herds. We do all of this to provide you with the best taste."
quonsar at 1:15 am
saturday, jan 10, 2004
Headshot
when alt tags go horribly wrong
quonsar at 9:50 pm

bush in 41.2 seconds
madamjujujive at 2:09 am
my turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. my insides turn to celery as i unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
quonsar at 1:57 am
friday, jan 9, 2004

bioresonant clothing
Tune your body and mind to Bioresonant
"Bioresonant clothing seeks to exploit an astonishing new theory in bio-physics: that the information exchange in human consciousness can be directly influenced and enhanced by vibrations of Light, that we call colors. Isn't color stimulation safer for us than the water we drink?"
madamjujujive at 11:59 pm
tomb of jesus in shingo village
"In 1935, Kiyomaro Takeuchi discovered 1900 year old document stored in Ibaraki Prefecture, Japan, containing evidence, that Jesus born in Bethlehem to virgin Mary is buried in Herai Village in Aomori district of Japan. The document contained also Jesus will, requesting that his brother's tomb to be located next to his. The document was SO authentic and news so explosive at the time, that the Japanese government banned the document from public view and kept it locked in a museum in Tokyo. During World War II Tokyo was severely bombed and the museum with all documents was allegedly destroyed."
quonsar at 11:58 pm

anathema at 11:47 pm

madamjujujive at 10:00 pm

odd nerdrum
man imitates cloud
madamjujujive at 8:41 pm

big toe
quonsar at 8:11 pm

leia's metal bikini
quonsar at 6:10 pm

yuri harmonica
quonsar at 9:55 am

madamjujujive at 12:49 am

portable bidets
"This Unique Personal Hygiene System makes cleansing more convenient and effective beyond what toilet paper allows can achieve. It helps relieve the discomforts caused by hemorrhoids, infections, itching, etc."
madamjujujive at 12:16 am
thursday, jan 8, 2004

sushi girl
madamjujujive at 11:47 pm
timecube generator
brownpau at 11:40 pm
radical movement for rebetiko dechiotification and bouzouki detetrachordization
the imperialistic tyranny of the four-course bouzouki
"We have two goals : Dechiotification and Detetrachordization. Our action means are very simple: 1. Autodafe: we scratch CDs by Chiotis with an awl. It makes a bad grinding noise to the ears, but still better than Mairi-Linta lyrical meowings. I personally caught my own disk by surprise and bent it until it burst into a sparkling cloud of silver needles. 2. Sacrifice: we cut the superfluous strings of the four-course bouzouki with strong swedish scissors. I personally had my first bouzouki have a frontal shock on a wooden corner. It was like smashing a watermelon with a sledgehammer, great pleasure."
quonsar at 7:47 pm

http://millivanilli.com
quonsar at 8:39 am

hell hath no fury...
quonsar at 8:26 am

tmsuk04 domestic robot
"We have made 15 of these and sold 11 to research institute and Universities to be used for research and development purposes. We are hoping that one day, combining their efforts with ours would result in a truly useful robot that can be truly useful to the human kind."
but meanwhile, they're pretty much useless. shown at right with available all-terrain option.
quonsar at 7:05 am

left behind
karl rove at 3:20 am
unfortunate typo of the day
ungulate at 12:11 am
wednesday, jan 7, 2004

dancing poop?
madamjujujive at 11:35 pm
tuesday, jan 6, 2004

obliterating animal carcasses with explosives
United States Department of Agriculture Forest Service
"Place 3 pounds (1.36 kilograms) of explosives under the carcass in four locations (Figure 1). The carcass can then be rolled onto the explosives if necessary. Place 1 pound (.45 kilograms) of explosives in two locations on each leg. Use detonator cord to tie the explosives charges together. Horseshoes should be removed to minimize dangerous flying debris."
tog at 9:58 pm

mary hartman with mr. coffee II
madamjujujive at 9:24 pm

elvis felt compelled to put on the blue footy pajamas his mama gave him
madamjujujive at 7:44 pm
monday, jan 5, 2004

gesichter des orgasmus
madamjujujive at 9:05 pm

cows with guns
buffus at 3:43 pm

balltrimmer
quonsar at 10:05 am

rats on cocaine
quonsar at 9:52 am

pixelito
"Pixelito is the latest member of the ever growing Pixel Radio Controlled Helicopter Family."
quonsar at 9:39 am

darkey in a watermelon
wobh at 1:50 am