sunday, jan 4, 2004

tinygrow
quonsar at 4:12 am
jesus is everywhere
Sometimes, we need a little help to see him.
"IseeJesus.com provides assistance to you and your customers to see the spirit all around us. Our artists will come to your establishment to pray for creation. Through their special prayer techniques, a Holy Visage will be invoked and made visible for all to see! What happens next is up to you. DISCLAIMER: We cannot be held responsible for the resulting huge number of people rushing to your business, house of worship, building, farm, restaurant, car lot, or retail outlet of any type to see the Holy artwork."
quonsar at 3:58 am
saturday, jan 3, 2004

precious
madamjujujive at 11:21 pm

fetish guitars
madamjujujive at 10:42 pm

celery posters for sale
quonsar at 1:36 pm
the inaugural cincinnati cornhole classic
"We are very excited to be hosting a cornhole tournament, one of Cincinnatians' favorite pastimes," said Matt Dunne, U.S. Bank Arena General Manager. "This event will be fun for both participants and spectators and we look forward to crowning a Cincinnati Cornhole Classic Champion."
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quonsar at 10:46 am

wobh at 1:17 am
friday, jan 2, 2004

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rogerd at 4:01 am

down, boy.
quonsar at 2:08 am
thursday, jan 1, 2004

quonsar at 5:43 am

klown-e-oke: when whirld's collide
quonsar at 5:22 am

the future of advertising
wobh at 2:17 am
tuesday, dec 30, 2003

ann b. davis bedpan of lust
quonsar at 11:00 pm

drum machine
mr. crash davis at 8:48 pm

sultan the jihadi gerbil
mr. crash davis at 8:40 pm

danish bacon mousse
and other delicacies from the world's worst food.
quonsar at 1:55 am
monday, dec 29, 2003
how to mince a hamburger
"This is something I've always wanted to try: put all the ingredients of a hamburger into a big bowl, chop them up real good, and see what comes out. That's the way it gets in the stomach, so it should taste the same, yes?"
quonsar at 11:06 pm

everything you ever wanted to know about little lulu but were afraid to ask.
madamjujujive at 9:59 pm

the donuts blink in unison
quonsar at 8:12 pm

in despair, she took a job as a professional boxer to support her six children and herself. her first opponent was a nuclear power station.
madamjujujive at 7:57 pm

enjoy bath with manners
"Please refrain from washing your clothes or underwear.
madamjujujive at 4:50 pm