sunday, dec 21, 2003

potatopotatopotato
madamjujujive at 11:28 pm

four radical groups
quonsar at 11:24 pm

snabbsparkers norrland
quonsar at 11:16 pm

cat land
madamjujujive at 9:59 pm
friday, dec 19, 2003

optical toys
madamopticaljive at 11:36 pm

cat walk
madamjujujive at 11:22 pm

filmgoerjuan at 10:32 pm

nativity
madamjujujive at 10:24 pm

santa's arms
madamjujujive at 10:06 pm
as used in this section, the term 'profane', used with respect to language, includes the words 'shit', 'piss', 'fuck', 'cunt', 'asshole', and the phrases 'cock sucker', 'mother fucker', and 'ass hole'
dumbass & dipshit at 7:26 pm
thursday, dec 18, 2003
bob dylan's space monkey
madamjujujive at 10:05 pm
the midget manifesto
"Worker Midgets will be a special creation consisting of 4 legs and 2 arms. They will also be bred to have the uncommon dominant gene which causes the six-fingered mutation. These midgets will necessarily be hardy and athletic. Selective breeding will guarantee these traits."
madamjujujive at 10:01 pm
i eat people
madamjujujive at 9:26 pm
how to decorate your new aluminum christmas tree
"Decorated with plain ornaments and inexpensive spotlights, aluminum trees develop a spectacular ethereal beauty. Each needle is a mirror-like strip of aluminum foil. The strips catch even the tiniest gleam of color or light, and reflect it with ice-clear brilliance."
madamjujujive at 8:51 pm
exmascard
madamjujujive at 8:02 pm
monday, dec 15, 2003

jesus is hitler
quonsar at 6:22 pm

the story of a pathological liar
...and the brain-dead doofus who "loaned" him two credit cards and got stuck for $32k.
quonsar at 6:13 pm

a joke, right? -- wrong!
brownpau at 6:06 pm