sunday, nov 2, 2003

got bitrex™?
"The first use of Bitrex simply as a taste aversive was in a cream to prevent tail-biting in pigs."
limepi at 11:37 pm
rock 'n roll nipple cream
blort: lubing google so you don't have to
"Nipple Cream holds the nipple from vibrating loose..."
sounds critical to me. once you've applied your nipple cream, you may be feeling frisky and find yourself wondering how to lube up your cable. you know you can trust advice like "You may have a bit of leakage at the tool, but don't sweat it." for the cable-pulling maven, a quart of cable lubewill ease the friction. note: commercial cable-pullers can buy theirs in convenient one-gallon buckets. of course, if you happen to be providing lubrication services for the spouse of any reservist that has been called to active duty, you'll have your sights set a bit higher. and finally, lubing morse cablestakes us back to a simpler time when the collision of dots with dashes led to unprecedented (and unforeseen) heat buildup on the wires and the resulting catastrophic telegraphy eruptions saw rivers of molten copper slurping sea to sea, consuming everything that preceded them, and leaving behind only a bilious, hellishly glowing aurora on the horizon. no, really.
quonsar at 6:21 am
you can see why only a true pimp can floss this bling bling cup
"These pimp cups are hot as hell right now. You saw 50 Cent holding his pimp cup in the P.I.M.P. video and pimp cups have been seen used by all of the games true ballas! Every real or wannabe pimp should carry a personalized iced out pimp cup! These cups are made of plastic and you should not drink out of them."
quonsar at 4:21 am

preggie pops
"My morning sickness starts to go away seconds after I put it in my mouth." -- L.C., Arizona
"Preggie Pops are naturally flavored lollipops in flavors known to ease nausea. In addition, our Preggie Pops alleviate dry mouth and provide quick calories during labor."
shepd at 12:57 am
saturday, nov 1, 2003

razanne
madamjujujive at 11:18 am

creamburg
"Jerry Creamburg. Quite simply, the man embodies the complete Hollywood experience. As the top candy and snack-food spokesfigure in the industry, the Cream is known and beloved by an adoring public."
madamjujujive at 11:17 am
friday, oct 31, 2003

pork corp
16.4 meg quicktime
and more.
mike drinksabunch at 1:11 am
thursday, oct 30, 2003

...mind doesn't answer.
[mirror]
trondant at 12:27 am

quonsar at 12:14 am

blort referrer of the week
j35u5 chr15t! look who came to dinner!
welcome j35u5. here at blort™, we accept j35u5 chr15t as our lord and savior no matter what, uh, sex you are.
quonsar at 12:08 am
wednesday, oct 29, 2003

whim grinder
madamjujujive at 11:20 pm
every playboy centerfold
"The photographs in this suite are the result of mean averaging every Playboy centerfold foldout for the four decades beginning Jan. 1960 through Dec. 1999. This tracks, en masse, the evolution of this form of portraiture."
madamjujujive at 11:07 pm

dottie and minne
madamjujujive at 10:47 pm
does carla appear pregnant to you?
The Tooth, the Whole Tooth and Nothing But The Tooth
"My name is James David Kiehn. I have a telephone in my tooth. I did not ask for it, nor did i give my permission to have it implanted, nor have I been informed of it properly in the nine years that I have had it. It appears the toothphone is part of a network being run by my insurance brother. (Paul's first wife's maiden name was Richardson. His third (current) wife's maiden name was Boyd. Both names are synonomous with auto dealers in Oklahoma.)"
madamjujujive at 9:44 pm
tuesday, oct 28, 2003
official web goat clock
"The goat clock does not guarantee in any way to give accurate time. Never feed the goat clock. Do not taunt the goat clock. Milking the goat clock may produce undesirable results."
mr. crash davis at 1:30 am

mr. crash davis at 1:22 am
monday, oct 27, 2003

unfortunate advertising juxtapositions
quonsar at 2:57 pm

the most unique and dangerous web site on planet earth
"Here, within these pages, all of your most sacred societal Myths, Dogmas, Doctrines, Delusions, Derangements, and Brainwashings will be stripped to the bone and torn asunder, to be replaced by the Forbidden Truths that I shall graciously reveal.
den at 12:53 pm

swingin' chicks of the '60s
workin' it for daddy
hubbahubbahubba.
quonsar at 5:45 am