"The priveledge of having an additional nipple also bears with it additional responsibility. You are no longer able to ignore or takes your nipples for granted. You must give them-- each of them--the care and attention they deserve. Oftentimes, a nipple will plead for your attention by hardening or changing shape. Pay no attention to this, lest you only nurture such behavior. Avoiding the obvious temptation will produce well-rounded, disciplined nipples."
brooke "nipples" lindsey at 11:18 pm
fred and wilma light up
"Cartoons on TV got their big start in the 60s. Very few succesed. Almost all were forgotten. The Flintstones is one of the exceptions. When a handful of prehistoric couples showed people how to "have a gay old time", America rejoyed. Flintstonia was in full swing. Fred Flintstone was the Homer Simpson of his time."
conrad fenstermacher jr at 2:27 am
the potentially catastrophic sausage riding adventures of chris evans
from mara goes.
madamjuujive at 11:20 pm
"I was doing some remodeling in my dining room last spring and there were some cheap, ghetto-fabulous ceiling tiles that needed to be replaced, due to water damage. Anyway, when I yanked out the last one, a shower of ceiling flotsom rained down on my head, and I felt something whap me on the noggin. Fearing it was a gigantic woman-eating spider or someone from the IRS, I beat myself in the head repeatedly until I thought I had killed it. When I came to, lying on the floor beside me was this rotted, nasty, stained, twisted and completely disgusting female undergarment."
mr. crash davis at 10:39 pm
learn how to dream lucidly
"Fly in the air, keep conversations with your idols, kiss your favorite actors and actresses, have superpowers!!"
madamjujujive at 10:38 pm
By Andrew Spooner Jr.
"The purpose of this website is to attempt to prove that Paul McCartney really was replaced with a look-alike in 1966. In order to do this we will be going through a very lengthy facial and bodily comparison, as well as a comparison of actual head size and shape. We will also do a comprehensive study of changes in the look-alike's face caused by plastic surgery, as well as scars left over from such surgery."
brian epstein at 4:09 am
world's largest shark and gator site
serving all your mounted cobra, pirhana, gator head and shark jaw needs.
madamjujujive at 1:36 am