sunday, aug 24, 2003

cincinnati pig gig
madamjujujive at 11:49 pm

routines
madamjujujive at 10:50 pm

the influencing machine
madamjujujive at 9:59 pm

goat rider
"Do you think he realises there is a goat on his back?"
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mr. crash davis at 9:46 pm

goldfish blues
mr. crash davis at 9:28 pm

hairy back dot com
"a forum for the cosmetically disenfranchised."
mr. crash davis at 9:04 pm

when the mustang mounts the hammond
"When the Mustang mounts the Hammond, and the "amps" start cookin'-- look out baby -- it's an organ freakout. All the same artistry and down home abandon of Frisco '67 comes screaming out of the speakers."
wake rickman at 7:20 pm

piss off
u. ryan alices at 6:09 am
you should not be here. please go away.
ectar the hermetic at 4:57 am
hedgeeta and gonzo
"Meet Hedgeetta and her new friend Gonzo. He is a male about the same age and size of Hedgeetta. He is an African white-bellied Hedgehog also. They seemed to get along very well."
snap cracklepop at 2:32 am

william thomas and melinda caroline yandell wheeler
madamjujujive at 2:32 am

crossing man
madamjujujive at 1:44 am
to the guy defecating on my front lawn
"You didn't look like a homeless vagrant. You didn't appear drunk or on drugs. I looked out my window and saw you limping up to the front of my apartment complex with a pained expression on your face and thought, "He probably hurt his ankle".
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click whirrbzzt at 1:05 am
saturday, aug 23, 2003

madamjujujive at 10:51 pm
wat da bible say bout important stuffs?
"jesus say, god wen get so plenny love an aloha fo da peopo inside da world, dat he wen send me, his one an ony boy, so dat everybody dat trus me no get cut off from god, but get da kine life dat stay to da max foeva. (john 3:16)"
madamjujujive at 10:40 pm

vernon carruthers shows us the beef
click here if you need help or have any questions.
clavdivs at 8:30 pm

simply the finest most realistic fangs available
madamjujujive at 12:57 am
friday, aug 22, 2003

punitive shoes
madamjujujive at 11:51 pm

crunchland at 11:25 pm

blunt trauma at 10:22 pm

same soap marriage
madamjujujive at 10:18 pm
thursday, aug 21, 2003

hasbro queasy bake cookerator
"the Queasy Bake Cookerator turns out ooey, gooey, gross-looking treats"
you buy now!
n. ron hubbard at 6:09 pm

mr. crash davis at 12:15 am
wednesday, aug 20, 2003

i am not an atomic playboy
halflife the irridescent at 11:00 pm

goat having sex with hippo animal cracker
"This Animal Cracker was found just like this out of the package.. It is not a fake.. I am the one that found it just like this.. It is a Goat riding a Hippo.."
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odiv at 10:21 pm

laura's plan
madamjujujive at 10:03 pm
russian beaver photo gallery
mr. crash davis at 8:34 pm
gastrolab endoscopic videoclips: rectum
"These small videos gives a feeling about the function of the gastrointestinal channel. These small videos can easily be inserted into a Power Point presentation, giving life to the lecture!"
mr. crash davis at 8:30 pm

peepshow
madadjujujive at 8:03 pm

arctic bonzo at 6:36 pm
yo! god!
"How many times have we heard it said, "Oh, Lord, give me a sign!" Alas, too often the reply is vague and ambiguous: the phone rings at an opportune time, a feather falls from out of the blue, a water stain appears that resembles a religious image. We all want to know if God exists; maybe He just needs a reliable method to let us know He's here. The Yo-God God Detector gives God a way to send a simple, unambiguous message of His presence."
beelzubub at 2:01 am

whigger dress up
eminem at 1:19 am
tuesday, aug 19, 2003
kings of africa
"The Fon of Bandjun is the brother of courageous and powerful animals. At night, he has the power to transform himself into a panther, where he haunts the forest, runs through the savana and drinks from torrents."
madamjujujive at 10:43 pm

composite drawings
clavdivs at 10:04 pm

andy boy vegetable of the year
"something unexpected from the people who brought you broccoli."
clavdivs at 9:21 pm

mr. crash davis at 6:55 pm

mr. crash davis at 6:06 pm

riffola at 4:40 pm

ragtime sheet music collection
lame coon franklin at 2:16 pm
monday, aug 18, 2003

peeing mexicans
"These wonderful drawings, by any means, are not discrimating against Mexicans. I do not hate Mexicans, friends of Mexicans, lovers of Mexicans, relatives of Mexicans, people who know a Mexican, people who know people who know a Mexican, or Taco Bell. If you take offense, then I am sorry. I love our friendly fast speaking neighbors."
mr. crash davis at 6:19 pm
shiny balls mirror
"Shiny Balls Mirror is a large physical object made of 900 hollow metal tubes with polished chrome balls placed in them. The whole piece has the form of a large hexagon. This system is being developed to be a large display. Each hollow tube and shiny ball are one pixel in the display. This pixel has the ability to change its brightness by moving the chrome ball in (darker) or out (brighter) of the tube."
feemor the coalescent at 6:12 pm
you don't need athlete's foot to rock me like a hurricane.
dr. phil at 2:08 am

nostrildomus at 1:34 am
12mm animal nose
"suitable for a variety of animals. Available in "Dark Brown" for dogs, puppies, bears etc,...& "Flesh Pink" for cats, kittens, rabbits, monkeys, etc."
madamjujujive at 1:31 am
five nose poke wall with stimulus lights
"This curved wall may be placed on the back of an ENV-007 series modular test chamber to implement a five choice serial reaction task in rats. Each nose poke hole is 1" (2.54 cm) square and 7/8" (2.2 cm) deep. An Infrared detector is located across each nose poke unit 13/32" (1.0 cm) from the front. Each I/R detector has its own control amplifier operating on 28 Volts DC. A ground signal is provided whenever the animal breaks the beam. An extra grid rod has also been added to fill the gap formed by the curved wall. Modular test chambers are sold separately."
madamjujujive at 1:27 am

eurostar
madamjujujive at 12:16 am