the origins of captain euro
FFYOOM! KRACK!
holy crap. lousy flash, dialogue going outside of the voice balloons, broken links AND some of the flash doesn't even load. this thing has more broken links than a 3 year old metafilter post. this is SO a metaphor for the European Union.
filmgoerjuan at 4:12 am
jesus h. christ in a chicken basket
"In 1969, Neil Armstrong made history by becoming the first man to walk on the moon, uttering the immortal phrase, "One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind." Or did he? Previously suppressed footage shows that Armstrong's reaction was a great deal more uninhibited than history suggests, and that a hasty editing job was needed to prepare the astronaut's moment of glory for broadcast."
madamjujujive at 5:02 pm
thursday, aug 14, 2003
hogbelly
GROWING THIS BEERGUT HUGE AS IT CAN GET
"CURRENTLY WORKING OUT FOR STRENGTH AND TO INCREASE MUSCLE MASS MAINTAINING THE GUT WITH FOOD & BEER"
richard simmons at 1:38 am
hogbelly
GROWING THIS BEERGUT HUGE AS IT CAN GET
"CURRENTLY WORKING OUT FOR STRENGTH AND TO INCREASE MUSCLE MASS MAINTAINING THE GUT WITH FOOD & BEER"
richard simmons at 1:38 am
tales of the plush cthulhu
"How odd it looks!" said Miss Kitty Fluffington. "Very non-Euclidian." "Yes," said Brown Snuggly Bear, "but thank goodness it isn't squamous." "Or gibbous," said Mister Bright Eyes."
x. caliper bleeb at 6:40 pm
ramone the bone
"There are -1 Years, 5 Months, 20 Days, 4 Hours, 20 Minutes, 39 Seconds shopping daze until Shaven Yak's Eve!"
x. caliper bleeb at 2:49 pm
tuesday, aug 12, 2003
sneety bazoomny is dancing on the roof, shooting holes in the moon
mumblekiltskin at 11:48 pm
sneety bazoomny is dancing on the roof, shooting holes in the moon
mumblekiltskin at 11:48 pm
the nebraska neckwarmer
Mullet Wigs
"Get out your yearbooks, does this guy look familiar? This mullet is dirty blonde in color, matted on top & sides and permed in the back. This guy was voted "Most Likely To Not Succeed " Fully Adjustable!"
d00d at 11:32 pm
urine therapy: your personal free pharmacy
"THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE SMILING AND WONDERING WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT, I UNDERSTAND. THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE SMILING BECAUSE YOU ARE WONDERING, IS HE SAYING ON WHAT I AM THINKING? WELL IT MAY BE AND IT MAY NOT BE. WHAT IT IS CAN BE PUT TOGETHER IN ONE SENTENCE. THIS IS THE MOST COMPLETE THERAPY IN KEEPING YOURSELF STRONG, HEALTHY, YOUR SKIN YOUTHFUL LOOKING, AND FOR THOSE OF YOU HAVE EVEN FOURTH STAGE CANCER, IT WILL REVERSE CANCER."
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mr. crash davis at 3:54 pm
my puppy went out the window, shes cut up really bad
twas your puppy not your own bad self, that's what makes me sad.
x. trabeefular at 3:39 pm
twas your puppy not your own bad self, that's what makes me sad.
x. trabeefular at 3:39 pm
michigan state grange gets sacrificial trailer
"The Michigan State Grange now is proud to be the owner of a 16' enclosed utility trailer. Many THANK YOUS to Carlisle Grange #812 for the donation of the trailer and also to St. Joseph/Cass/Kalamazoo County Pomona Grange #4 for the donation to have the Grange Emblem and lettering adhered to the trailer. The trailer has already been put to work to transport the Gator..."
transport the gator? [shudder]. well, i suppose it's easy to hose down after demeter cuts the throat of the high priest.
shoutout to polygon, the dancing bear!
archduke of butterbean at 1:49 pm
