sunday, mar 30, 2003
baby blue tits
miguel cardoso at 11:22 pm

starwars mosquito defense system
note: 3 meg Windows Media movie
even funnier if you don't speak the language...
quonsar at 5:34 am

madamjujujive at 12:04 am

womens magazines of the 1920's, 1930's, and 1940's
"or "how to " with cherries and custard!
or all about constipation and hot flushes!"

madamjujive at 12:02 am
saturday, mar 29, 2003
insurance against hell
the ultimate protection for sinners and saints
"Living the good life? Pushing the boundaries? Nightly Prayers are all well and good, but why not invest in a little extra protection for you and your loved ones. Clean living just isn't enough these days. Remember, "The Road to Hell is paved with good intentions." So a little extra Judgment Day insurance couldn't hurt! Act now to get your Insurance Against Hell. Don't delay, protect yourself and loved ones today!"
quonsar at 3:03 pm
friday, mar 28, 2003

touch a drip
madamjujujive at 9:58 pm
everything you will ever want to know about dog drooling
shelldrake at 9:50 pm

shelldrake at 9:46 pm

quonsar at 9:39 pm

to inhale the black mosquito
quonsar at 9:13 pm

quonsar at 9:07 pm

look down!
"An (almost) daily catalogue of the textures beneath my feet."
quonsar at 8:56 pm
rex roof sucks
quonsar at 8:46 pm

" This is going to be a fairly comprehensive list of premiums from the 1960's and 1970's. It will cover tv, movie, food characters, etc. Some things better covered elsewhere are not covered completely here like the Doughboy and Mr. Peanut."
amberglow at 8:39 pm

alien baby photos
quonsar at 8:25 pm
thursday, mar 27, 2003
good hello, and welcome to the most eye-popping development in the history of vision.
a fourth, never-before seen primary color has been discovered
"This is truly a momentous turning point in the now-weary adventure of human perception. There is, indeed, something new under the sun, and now you finally have the opportunity to see it for yourself."
shepd at 11:10 pm
madamjujujive the plankton-eating assassin monkey vs. quonsar the haggis-eating vampire monkey
ma & pa juquonsajive at 10:03 pm
wednesday, mar 26, 2003

fantastic tina
madamjujujive at 10:15 pm

tongue chair
madamjujujive at 10:00 pm
i'll take the 18 foot gator and a platter of rattlers to go, please
madamjujujive at 9:53 pm
tuesday, mar 25, 2003
do not drink the liquid plumber
who'da thunk it?!?!
"On the day of the incident, he underwent a gastroscopy exam at which time the lining of his stomach was blackened from the chemical burn. Since the episode, this patient has had a difficulty eating. He experiences abdomial pain and vomiting after each meal and has been losing weight."
quonsar at 10:22 pm

the art of stephen blickenstaff
madamjujujive at 10:14 pm

quonsar at 9:49 pm
i saw google's penis
quonsar at 9:30 pm

madamjujujive at 9:01 pm
men under water
quonsar at 7:37 pm
jesus turned me into an alien
"I was transformed into an alien by going through the stargate opened by Jesus. I do not believe that a modern medical doctor or scientist could detect me other than by my very strange verbal reporting. Many thousands of humans have been transformed into aliens; it has been an on-going process for about two thousand years."
quonsar at 7:21 pm

can you say 'crapper'?
i knew you could!
quonsar at 7:11 pm
monday, mar 24, 2003

daddy, what did YOU do in the great war?
quonsar at 10:56 pm

madamjujujive at 9:47 pm

randy crow: democrat for president 2004
"This web site explained: Randy Crow believes this world is on its deathbed and if the people in this world do not unite against the Forces of Evil the planet Earth will in fact die. This web site is dedicated in saving the planet. Also Randy would like the site to be used as a forum to develop a plan to set up a course of action which will give the planet 1000 years of peace and prosperity. Randy believes the planet will be saved only by exposing the Forces of Evil and by speaking the truth."
anathema at 7:19 pm