sunday, nov 3, 2002

you look like shit. i guarantee it.
quonsar at 9:47 pm

madamjujujive at 9:13 pm
personal computer security
"One of the greatest fears computer owners face is the risk of someone breaking into their home and stealing their investment. Most criminals will not steal what they are unable to carry. If you make your computer so heavy that it is extremely difficult to lift, the risk of it being stolen is greatly reduced."
quonsar at 9:02 pm

madamjujujive at 8:36 pm
mrs. michael jackson's forehead is 13% smaller than lisa marie presley's at age nine
"A child of nine, dazed by grief over the sudden death of her famous father, is whisked from an idyllic life in America to the obscurity of a comfortable exile in Scandinavia... gradually, pictures began to appear of an impostor, a young woman claiming to be Lisa Marie. Her public hijinks and questionable antics, and a circus-like marriage to controversial entertainment legend and paparazzi favorite, Michael Jackson, led millions of loyal fans of the late Elvis to question that this person could be his real daughter."
quonsar at 7:49 pm
homemade costumes
quonsar at 7:02 pm

quonsar at 6:52 pm
now i don't feel so bad
quonsar at 6:48 pm
i was walking through thompkins square park, minding my own business and drinking coffee. you (small midget, mid 40's, maybe 3 or 4 feet tall, female) went flying by me running a zillion miles an hour screaming god knows what at the top of your lungs.
quonsar at 6:39 pm

quonsar at 6:28 pm

water computing
quonsar at 6:23 pm

gynecomastia in men
why good men get bad boobs
"The term comes from the Greek words gyne meaning "woman" and mastos meaning "breast." In practical terms, this means abnormally large breasts on men."
quonsar at 6:19 pm

women on brown paper bags
madamjujujive at 11:47 am
saturday, nov 2, 2002

implosion world
madamjujujive at 9:19 am
to heart
madamjujujive at 9:17 am

the elephant page
madamjujujive at 9:14 am
wednesday, oct 30, 2002

create your own unique cactus farm!
quonsar at 9:30 pm

full body scan
madamjujujive at 9:01 pm

the cutie bunch friendly pal pack
meet Happy Flower Rainbow Bunny Nice and Cheerful Sunshine Muffin Panda.
madamjujujive at 8:35 pm

happy-time blow-job bib
quonsar at 8:29 pm
tuesday, oct 29, 2002

quonsar at 8:02 pm

x-reflect goggles™
X-RAY Vision. See through clothes. These Goggles can see through some type of materials making it possible to see through clothes that in the same condition cannot be seen by the naked eye."
madamjujujive at 6:52 pm

even worst halloween costumes
quonsar at 6:31 pm

pimp daddy halloween costume
quonsar at 6:20 pm

homer simpson talking beer opener
endric at 6:13 pm
monday, oct 28, 2002

brain & heart gelatin molds
madamjujujive at 8:11 pm