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"Nanaimo harbor was the scene of a bathtub race extravaganza at the first race in 1967. As the City of NANAIMO's "Centennial Event" that year, close to 200 tubbers entered the fun competition and amazingly, 47 completed the 36 mile course to Vancouver's Fisherman's Cove across the straits of Georgia."
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"day 776 - The other cat and I, though we can not stand one another, have yet managed to both pee copiously behind the couch, on the so-called "shag" carpet. I have taken a lesson from my rival and begun sleeping on top of my captors' heads in the hope of suffocating them."
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the lonely astronaut
"If NASA left you on the moon 30 years ago, wouldn't you be pissed?"
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"IOSAT Potassium Iodide blocks the thyroid's absorption of cancer-causing radioactive iodine released from a nuclear power plant or nuclear bomb."
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A Step-by-Step Guide to joining the Forces of Darkness
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"Do you like Girls wearing Thick Minus Glasses or just Myopic Women? Only clean pics of glasses or girls wearing high minus prescription or just minus prescription."
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"Since the development of carbonated beverage in 1886, one of linguistic geography's most important and least investigated phenomena has been the sharp regional divisions in the use of the terms "pop" and "soda." Due to the domination of hard-line conservative lingusitic geographers in such leading institutions such as Harvard, Yale, Stanford and the University of the West Indies, this dilemma has been swept under the rug . . . until now."
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"Photographic images of albinos (and others with physical anomalies) were widely marketed during the nineteenth century... The phenomen of trading in images of unusual people seemed much more common in America than elsewhere in the world and examples of photographs of albinos who publically exhibited themselves from other countries are exceedingly rare."
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"Before The Beatles, music was innocent. There was not any loud music or music with evil lyrics. Music was pure and Christian. The Beatles with "pagan skins" and electric guitars polluted the Earth."
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quonsar at 8:11 pm
"Holy Cards are part of the visual culture of the Catholic Church. They were, and are, exchanged among the faithful as a media for communicating religious sentiment. Often the picture on the card is more important than the words or prayers that are sometimes printed on its front or back. These images communicate powerful messages that appeal before and beyond words."
madamjujujive at 8:56 pm
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