sunday, apr 14, 2002

quonsar at 4:11 pm
happy woman magazine
we think so you don't have to!
"quizzes, tips, tricks and advice on everything from making your child a star to your guy's most secret thoughts! Learn how to prevent your kidneys from being stolen, find out what your eyebrows say about you and take another look at your grout."
quonsar at 3:46 pm
palpatia, distendia and bain.
oh my.
quonsar at 2:58 pm

quonsar at 2:02 pm
pluto cops a feel
quonsar at 11:24 am
lsd blotter art gallery
"Black market LSD blotter generally bears art or a design printed on the paper. The paper is then perforated into individual "tabs" or "hits" approximately 1/4 in. x 1/4 in. Following are images of more than 60 blotter samples showing various designs and art."
madamjujujive at 10:40 am

madamjujujive at 10:34 am

quonsar at 5:39 am
the macro anthropomorphic animals and other giant beasts in cartoons page
quonsar at 5:23 am
found: the longest bird penis ever
"North American scientists have discovered the longest bird penis ever - a 42.5cm organ belonging to a duck. "It's a fascinating bit of anatomy they've discovered here. It really is unusual," commented bird mating expert Dr Raoul Mulder."
aerodynamically speaking, it looks to be a total disaster. i hope he clears those power lines...
quonsar at 5:18 am
yo bitch! dis is netmaster 10baseT pingin' yo sorry ass, and i want y'all to know that i'm on the muthafuckin case. word!
[boom chicka wap wap widget widget widget]
I be jackin'. I be crimpin'.
I be tracin'. I be pingin'
I be routin' yo packets like a Cisco
I'm gonna grease yo cables with Crisco."

quonsar at 4:21 am

screwing my wife
quonsar at 3:23 am
global worming
quonsar at 3:12 am
and remember son, you can always have your old job back here at the jiffylube™ if this music thing doesn't work out
quonsar at 3:05 am

quonsar at 2:02 am

quonsar at 1:49 am

performing dog dog show
quonsar at 1:24 am
sweet street feet (.com)
"This is a site about going barefoot, spending your life barefoot, going everywhere barefoot, getting black soles going barefoot and looking gorgeous doing it!"
quonsar at 1:13 am
god hates figs (.com)
quonsar at 1:08 am

frog guts
shelldrake at 12:34 am
beautifully restored gynaecological chairs
quonsar at 12:25 am

quonsar at 12:20 am
saturday, apr 13, 2002
man's first discovery was fire, his first invention was a way to make it
madamjujujive at 8:17 am

madamjujujive at 8:00 am
fat chick photo of the week
quonsar at 7:50 am

quonsar at 7:33 am
thursday, apr 11, 2002
haxor translator
quonsar at 6:13 pm

it really really stinks bad and it really does look like crap
"We didn't taste it but we have also never tasted crap either."
quonsar at 12:00 am
wednesday, apr 10, 2002
vintage 1930's harley davidson
a piece of history
"We have found this beautiful 1930's Original Harley Davidson Sidecar setup. Most likely the only one left on this planet. There's lots of history behind this beautiful setup. The complete unit was manufactured by Harley Davidson around 1930/1931 and subsequently sent to Italy by the U.S. Army right before WWII. Since then it has been meticulously cared for and is now in absolut original, unrestored and almost perfect condition."
madamjujujive at 10:56 pm

the wildlife art of radar o'reilly
madamjujujive at 10:18 pm

my name is jeff, and i live in new jersey, usa.
madamjujujive at 9:52 pm

wacky japanese inventions
madamjujujive at 6:54 pm

baby jesus doll (.com)
madamjujujive at 6:49 pm
matchstick cats
"I was excited to test burn a cat, so a couple weeks before the party I sprayed one with a heavy coat of 3M Super77 spray adhesive and sprinkled it liberally with matchsticks. I think about 400 matches stuck to the cat. Mike struck a match and lit the cat's shoulder... It burned entirely, reduced to a balled-up, horrifying little cat-cinder. Oh! This was going to be good!"
madamjujujive at 6:35 pm

harlem trunk show
quonsar at 5:51 pm
3 free panties from frederick's of hollywood & delphi forums
stupid spam of the day
quonsar at 5:44 pm
tuesday, apr 9, 2002
russian prison tattoos
"The Russian prison population is one of the largest in the world. From the mid-1960's to the 1980's, thirty-five million people were incarcerated, and of those, twenty to thirty million were tattooed."
madamjujujive at 8:56 pm

toga! toga! toga!
quonsar at 8:12 pm

quonsar at 7:49 pm
the only thing worse than a bigot is a bigot in a party hat with a lollipop
quonsar at 6:06 pm
monday, apr 8, 2002
hansi: the girl who loved the swastika
"Now before taking off, Hansi's bedraggled mom reminds her "don't ever forget Jesus." Nonetheless, by the time Hansi's on the train, she wouldn't recognize Jesus if he were sitting next to her, still pinned to his sticks. Hansi ends up as some kind of Gestapo Candy Striper, taunting injured German soldiers. "I lost MY ideals when I lost my eyes on the Russian front." says one poor kid. "We are nothing," snaps back Hansi, cheerfully, "The Reich is everything!"
quonsar at 10:06 pm

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quonsar at 9:38 pm
low class is better than no class at all
"When we here at CheesyLights! talk about "Cheesy" lights, we're not talkin' yer Brie or Camembert kinda cheesy... We're talkin' good old squirt from a can, slather it on a cracker and stick it in yer craw, American kinda Cheesy! And selection?..... How about approximately 150 different light sets in stock fer your ordering pleasure!"
madamjujujive at 9:34 pm

les femmes fatale
madamjujujive at 9:25 pm
gynecare thermachoice uterine balloon therapy system
"does not require hospitalization or general anesthesia. A procedure using THERMACHOICE requires only a local aesthetic (with an intravenous sedative if indicated.)"
quonsar at 8:49 pm
clergy abuse tracker
what kind of filthy pervert would abuse clergy?!?!?!
madamjujujive at 8:44 pm

cat racing, cat racing
cat racing, cat racing
quonsar at 8:30 pm

the double yolker
quonsar at 7:48 pm

who wants to smoke my honeybear?
shelldrake at 7:38 pm

like stomp. on a teleprompter.
madamjujujive at 7:30 pm

madamjujujive at 7:20 pm
you can honk but you can't hide
"Diana is prepared to destroy in her sexy short skirt, bare legs, and black spiked platforms with clear tops. Her feet look so lovely, perfectly pedicured with red toenail polish, it is hard to believe they could be so destructive! Car after plastic car is smashed to pieces under her spiked shoes."
madamjujujive at 6:43 pm
master e tube
quonsar at 6:21 pm
quonsar at 2:01 pm