sunday, mar 31, 2002
tudor tarts (.com)
"the cutest, bawdiest wenches on the net! We're here to perform Bawdy Ballads, Lascivious Limericks, and NASTY bits of Humor! COME SEE US AT THE DOG & DUCK PUB!"
quonsar at 7:16 pm

the toaster - 7m x 4.5m
"done out of 3,053 slices of toasted bread"
quonsar at 7:01 pm
how to make a flamethrower out of a car
quonsar at 6:47 pm
extreme bungee ascending
quonsar at 2:18 pm
helping hands monkeys
"a non-profit organization dedicated to improving the quality of life for quadriplegic individuals by training capuchin monkeys to assist them with daily activities."
seen at right, helping hand monkey threatens to apply the dreaded 'capuchin death grip' to an unruly quadraplegic.
quonsar at 2:07 pm
the anti-apocalypse
"The Polar Angel, whose body is the axis of the earth, whose voice is the aurora, appears in the light of darkness, all night and all day within the body of the planet. Arriving on the glory of an electrical storm, the angel speaks through a broken radio."
quonsar at 10:51 am

interview with a quantum tantrik
"NICK HERBERT in conversation with ABU BEN NOOMA
Abu: I'll get straight to the point, Nick. What do quantum tantriks want?
Nick: We want to fuck atoms.
Abu: With or without their permission?
Nick: With permission of course. We are not savages."

quonsar at 10:41 am

madamjujujive at 8:33 am

madamjujujive at 8:02 am
snowflakes embryo adoption program
"Finally, an option that makes sense! When your embryos were created, you knew that life had begun. When your embryos were implanted in you and you became pregnant, you prayed that your long wait for a child was nearly over... Now that you have finished building your family... you are confronted with even more difficult decisions. What will you do with the embryos that remain frozen?"
madamjujujive at 7:59 am

how 'bout a little bloody easter anime violence this morning!
madamjujujive at 7:43 am
welcome to boys underwear
um. heh. shrug. this site documents boys underwear and packages, um, that the underwear is sold in. there's also a modest girls underwear section and a fabulous collection of disposable diapers. and hey, don't forget to sign up someone you hate for the boys underwear mailing list!
quonsar at 7:34 am
thursday, mar 28, 2002

percy's mail order inflatable woman was a disappointment.
madamjujujive at 11:20 pm
the superfluous shrubbery cam
"Through the wonder of the world wide web, digital imaging, photosynthesis and quirky homemade software you can now actually watch shrubbery grow LIVE from the comfort of your home or office. Hours of fun for the easily amused!"
quonsar at 10:36 pm

american crusade 2001+ trading cards
madamjujujive at 10:32 pm

melancholy madamjujujive at 10:28 pm

polly wogg
quonsar at 10:26 pm
a pictorial survey of uniforms worn by british schoolboys over the years
"Great Britain is the birthplace of the school uniform and over the years schoolboys have worn a wide variety of official school dress. These pages illustrate a selection of these uniforms and provide some details of their history."
madamjujujive at 10:13 pm

hedda lettuce
"When you see me on stage or TV dazzling you with my many talents, I am a performance artist. In the morning, when I awake from my drunken stupor with my wig on one side, my falsies on the other and a protein stain on my flesh-toned panty hose - you can call me a Drag Queen."
quonsar at 10:07 pm
go girl! the pinball machine
"A queer positive, interactive pinball machine. The first pinball machine where the player dresses up in drag in order to win. Wigs, makeup and the highest heels you have ever seen!"
madamjujujive at 9:53 pm

stella fernbottom has been talking shit about you
mirror site
sent in by lohphat at 9:47 pm
boing. boing. boing.
quonsar at 8:47 am
wednesday, mar 27, 2002

give peace a chance
madamjujujive at 11:55 pm

quonsar at 11:38 pm
haunted talking shoes
"I was laying in bed and I heard a voice from the foot of the bed where the shoes lie. It said "I can help you gain eternal life". I shot out of bed and turned on the light. I looked at the shoes, and they walked by themselves to me, and said again, "I can help you find eternal life".
madamjujujive at 11:07 pm

scrotilla the hun
quonsar at 10:37 pm
pet loss (.com) grief support
May excitement REIGN SUPREME as wagging tails, ecstatic purrs and flapping feathers feel our gentle touch once again
"a gentle and compassionate website for pet lovers who are grieving over the death of a pet or an ill pet. Here you will find personal support, thoughtful advice, The Monday Pet Loss Candle Ceremony... & much more."
quonsar at 10:23 pm
ye olde pimp institute
we graduate successful pimps faster than your mother pops out illegitimate children
"Being a pimp requires hard work, patience, and skill. Not everyone is cut out to be a professional pimp. Also, you should want to be a pimp for the right reasons. To see if you're a good candidate, please take a quick Pimp Quiz."
quonsar at 10:13 pm
needing to get out more
quonsar at 10:05 pm
eggo slut
quonsar at 9:12 pm
gestapo r us
"To solve any problem, GlobalOptions stands ready to immediately dispatch a multidisciplinary action team, including security professionals, legal support, and public affairs experts, who are highly experienced in all aspects of crisis containment and control."
quonsar at 9:01 pm

unxmaal at 7:39 pm
tuesday, mar 26, 2002
frequently asked questions and their answers about castration: its history - the advantages - the disadvantages
quonsar at 10:51 pm

faux fur cow pouch with 'mmooooo' sounds
"Mmoooss when you press the button!!!!!!"
madamjujujive at 10:24 pm

the stapler database
The biggest serious website totally about stapler information
"a website totally about staplers, the history of staplers and the effects staplers have had on the world."
quonsar at 9:46 pm

meme's bikinis
madamjujujive at 9:24 pm
atomic para ball
"The construction of the K'Nex Atomic Para Ball was done by a six member team. Team members wore different colored aprons, each with lots of see-through pockets to hold lots of K'Nex parts! The construction started New Year's Day with most of it being completed by January 2nd. Tweaks and adjustments continue."
quonsar at 9:22 pm

god damn the pusher man
quonsar at 9:13 pm
lego bart
quonsar at 9:01 pm
kate's pedal pumping page
"Welcome to my pedal pumping website. I am now open for business once again. I will not yet be taking orders for custom videos but my new friend Destiny will in the coming weeks. Destiny has a new video that is 30 minutes of hard stomping pedal pumping in a 1981 Oldsmobile Belta 88 Royale."
madamjujujive at 8:53 pm

madamjujujive at 8:36 pm
guide to appearances of mathematics and mathematicians on the simpsons
quonsar at 8:30 pm

national association of cattle foot trimmers
quonsar at 7:59 pm
why is brandon so hostile?
because he has no pants?
quonsar at 7:55 pm
monday, mar 25, 2002

hans brinker budget hotel
madamjujujive at 10:44 pm

pleasure is making friends wet with your joy juice
madamjujujive at 10:27 pm
yeah baby yeah!
"Hi! This is me, I hope you like my pictures, for the right person I may be convinced to put up some more raunchy ones hehe ;)"
not work safe. not dishwasher safe. unfit for human eyes. toxic to pets. discontinue viewing if you experience nausea, redness, rash and in particular, swelling of any kind.
quonsar at 12:27 am