"The world's first camera attached to a goiter, thereby allowing us to see the reactions of shock and horror it receives every day. GoiterCam™ attaches to the goiter with a special elastic gizmo, specially designed by our friends at BW Industrial, Inc."
quonsar at 11:17 pm
"Before you continue, you should know that you are about to enter HOLY GROUND. What lies beyond this gateway is The Church of the Heavenly Wood, a legal church founded in 1996 that believes in Woodism, the idea that Edward D. Wood Jr. was and is a savior to mankind."
madamjujujive at 6:52 pm
"If Jesus witnessed modern "factory farming," he would find widespread animal mistreatment and suffering, and he would recognize that its wastefulness contributes heavily to environmental degradation and world hunger. We believe he would become vegetarian."
quonsar at 6:39 pm
Cure or Curse?
"THROUGH THE INNOCENTLY APPEARING GUISE OF THE "NATURAL HERBAL HIGH" CALLED MARIJUANA, SATAN HAS FOUND AN OPEN DOORWAY FOR INVASION INTO THE MINDS OF MILLIONS OF PEOPLE."
quonsar at 6:33 pm
"Mr. Mittens is a group of ggggghblahblah peeeople for music SHUT UP WHY R U SO FUCKING FAT. Yeah we make music but mainly smoke weed. Most of us live in San Francisco and yes we're all complete art-fags. When we hang out it's a total beret-fest. Some of us live in New Jersey and Texas, but fuck Texas, seriously. The Internet provides us with the ability to be gay together across oceans and WE'RE REAKLLY GREAT U SHOULD BUY OUR STUPID ALBUM WHENE IT NEVER COMES OUT WE'RE HOPELESS KICK US IN OUR COLLECTIVE GROIN. We write more songs all the time check back for more."
quonsar at 6:22 pm
"US cone top beer cans had their start in 1935 several months after the first flat top beer can was introduced (see below for flats). This was only a few years after prohibition had ended. Breweries, large or small, designed label graphics and then bought the empty cans from one of a few can manufacturing companies. With the cone top cans, individual the breweries then modified their bottling equipment to fill and cap the cans."
madamjujujive at 5:59 pm
"Decay is a considerable impediment to morphological studies. Therefore scientists have been searching for centuries for suitable preservation techniques. With the invention of plastination it has become possible to preserve decomposable specimen in a durable and lifelike manner for instructional, research, and demonstration purposes."
madamjujujive at 4:43 pm
|spacious interiors are standard features, with wallcover options available for either cats or dogs|
madamjujujive at 4:21 pm
madamjujujive at 4:09 pm
but everybody hates microsoft internet information server.
quonsar at 3:38 pm
armed gays don't get bashed
"homosexuals should embark on organized efforts to become comfortable with guns, learn to use them safely and carry them. They should set up Pink Pistols task forces, sponsor shooting courses and help homosexuals get licensed to carry. And they should do it in a way that gets as much publicity as possible."
madamjujujive at 2:31 pm
"Now, grasp good fortune tightly , develop crocodile tortoise vigorously to breed, this project lead time leaves the year of 2 the time around the year of 4 tiny sharp period53 only around ( sprout kind stage ), high profit stage can still maintain for 5 years, is rear to popularize like turtle to enter, in 10 years, will not supersede."
madamjujujive at 1:10 am
"These DIY beauty creams are only oil and no water.Add in 3-5 multiple pure water and whip it that change cream, Add in 6-10 multiple water that it change milk."
quonsar at 1:06 am
i simply can't imagine how i ever got by without my luminous material exports
madamjujujive at 12:48 am
"A unique expression of your faith that is perfect for home or auto!
4" Sacred Heart of Jesus-Vanilla
4" Lady of Grace-Rose
4" Modern Madonna-Potpourri
madamjujujive at 12:22 am
World War II Combat Photographer
"The goal of the action figure photographer is to set up scenes and try to make them appear as though they were actual combat photos. My approach to photographing action figures is different; I find actual combat photos and combine them with action figures through the use of image-editing software."
quonsar at 12:03 am
this poor guy thinks we done him wrong
he doesn't realize when someone is doing him a favor by linking his incredibly weird site full of amusing images. he thinks we actually lusted after a copy of his refrigerator man and set out to steal it, as if we would call it our own! stop by and let him know we're really nice people at email@example.com
oh, and by the way, the confused one's host address is zaq3dc05050.zaq.ne.jp [22.214.171.124]!
quonsar at 11:41 pm
quonsar at 11:34 pm
"R-START SHOES TRADING CO - Our company have high qualified staff who come from famous universities in China and master the special knowledge of foreign trade, English , internet, Computer, computer designing , Industry Management. They ensure that our company is able to provide the super & quick service to our clients from all over the world."
quonsar at 10:54 pm
release of executive branch sexual tension
"We, the undersigned, in the interest of international harmony and seeking an end to all violence in this world, do hereby call on the president of the United States, George W. Bush, to find a fully consenting adult intern to service his sexual needs."
madamjujujive at 10:39 pm
UK most constipated nation in the world.
"Regular use ensures faster waste transit times and has helped many conditions such as Bloating, Fatigue, Abdominal pain, Sinus problems, Indigestion, Bad Breath,Body odour, Foot odour Constipation, Diarrhoea, Common cold, Arthritis, Hypo tension, Hypertension, Ovarian cysts, Skin wrinkles, Leg pains,Kidney disorders, Irritable bowel syndrome, cure for headaches, Depression,Helps concentration, Back pain relief and many more."
madamjujujive at 8:51 pm
"Many people are not aware that screwdrivers, due to their pointy nature and steely construction, can be extremely dangerous. Screwdrivers have the potential to be used in crimes ranging from burglary to murder, and even the accidental mis-use of screwdrivers can have painful results for innocent victims."
quonsar at 9:31 am
quonsar at 8:54 am
with you always
jesus was with the insurance agent when he overcharged the dental assistant. jesus was with the dental assistant when she got even.
quonsar at 6:01 am
"All control over the Beltway Institution for the Criminally Insane nowrests in the hands of three men -- and countless lackeys -- with an ever-lessening grip on reality."
madamjujujive at 8:15 pm
"i just adore my sem100 concrete placer pump!"
"with 100 liter capacity per batch. Maximum output 6 m³/hour. Maximum pumping distance 100 m horizontal or 18 m vertical. A small wheel-about pump ideal for day-to-day underground concrete work in the mines."
quonsar at 12:20 am
concrete pumping todd's concrete pumping website
todd looks like he could pump some concrete. i wonder what goes on in todd's concrete pumping chatroom?
quonsar at 11:38 pm
if wishers were horses
"The site dedicated to Human-Equine Transformation"
flingin' a blob o'blort to non-harmful.
madamjujujive at 9:43 pm
"Unlike the penis, the clitoris does not enjoy an array of nicknames, euphemisms or slang terms. There is even some controversy as to its pronunciation, whether this should be clitt-oris or cly-toris, dictionaries vary and some give both as correct but this means that there is still a decision to be made which may cause hesitation in referring to this organ in speech."
quonsar at 8:37 pm
quonsar at 6:55 pm
213 people watching frank right now
"Notice, due to essential maintenance, cathospital will be unavailable from 11:30pm tonight for up to an hour. Don’t worry Frank is fine."
quonsar at 6:27 pm
the other white meat
"They are easy to catch
They never bite
They don't make us sick!
They are scrumptious!!!"
madamjujujive at 6:23 pm
The King Must Be Brought Back!
"This website demands that the United States be put under British rule as a colony once again. We beleive that America should be a British Colony and that we should get rid of the current American government. Sign the guestbook so that we can get 10,000 names on our petition to send into the US Congress."
quonsar at 6:16 pm
"Todd Maple, the visionary who created the "African American Flag" believes that as African Americans we ought to have a flag that represents our pride as builders of this great country."
quonsar at 6:07 pm
"You are being abducted often by what seems like aliens. They come after you go to bed and soon after (or just before) you begin to sleep, paralyze you and float you out of bed, maybe even through your solid wall! If you are expecting another abduction soon, maybe tonight... What you may not realize is chances are very good your "abduction" is of an "astral" type or spiritual type, not real flesh and blood extraterrestrial aliens. The real aliens DO exist, but they really have no need for this nonsense; they are not responsible."
quonsar at 5:52 pm