sunday, mar 17, 2002

madamjujujive at 9:58 pm
mech 4240 / mech 4250 past projects: design and building of a tampon testing device for kimberly clark
we were expecting something... well, softer.
madamjujujive at 9:40 pm

the wilson rainway experience
"i am only a vessel of thought... my words are divine like the one who gave me them" - wilson rainway
madamjujujive at 9:33 pm
the many faces of ginger snaps
celebrity female impersonator
"Ginger Snaps has entertained thousands of people... at some of the world's most exciting nightclubs. In addition to being known as one of the best Cher impersonators, Ginger performs a variety of characters male or female."
ginger does celine dion, cleopatra and jesus too.
madamjujujive at 9:16 pm

it's ok to be different
quonsar at 8:58 pm
the voynich manuscript: giant venus flytraps are devouring our naked women
"The Voynich Manuscript is a medevil manuscript, which came to light around 1920 in Italy. It is in no regocnized language and contains many strange illustrations."
quonsar at 8:28 pm
goat hairs in his underpants
quonsar at 7:37 pm
defunct amusement parks
"Defunct Amusement Parks was created to consolidate as much information about defunct amusement parks and rides as possible. We wanted to provide information on parks that are gone. There are books about parks that have gone out of business but there is little general information or any list of defunct parks & rides anywhere. Hopefully this will be the start."
ah, the great american entrepreneur. perceiving a need and filling it.
quonsar at 6:58 pm

car wash, baby
quonsar at 6:54 pm
cleavage creations
"The obvious first step in creating cleavage is complete elimination of chest hair. Again my recommendation is a blade rather than an electric razor... When you are finished shaving apply ice cold water to the area shaved."
madamjujujive at 11:31 am
welcomed to my page!!! i liek milk!!!
"My name is Hitoshi. I live Tokyo capital city on Japan. I liek play amercican sport baseball i play at weekend... Yo I am cool dude man."
yeah, but do you have cleavage?
madamjujujive at 11:15 am
woodrage paddles
"ITEM# 8-SUPER: The Super spanking paddle set. This set has one each of Oak, Walnut, and Cherry Hairbrush styles. Along with the Ping Pong, Pro, Lollypop, Classic oak and Classic oak with holes."
madam ouchyjive at 11:01 am
did you know that the nose can get an erection?
"It's called a "honeymooner's nose". Have you ever came in from being out in very cold weather for a long time? Perhaps your nose is solid, that's because the cool air gives it an erection. Try rubbing it when it's like this."
quonsar at 10:53 am
jesus had short hair
"Several years ago musical groups such as the Beatles presented to society a hair style that was new to our generation. Soon long-haired young men began to appear on our streets. The hippie movement adopted this hair style, as did the Jesus freaks and other religious cults."
madamjujujive at 10:49 am

cruibins, coddle, colcannon & goody
madamjujujive at 10:32 am

quonsar at 10:21 am

pan's house of horns
"world class hand-crafted wearable costume horns."
madamjujujive at 10:12 am
so my boy says "get the expensive trailer hitch, pop..."
or: "let's use this boat to haul it up..."
quonsar at 9:58 am

madamjujujive at 9:47 am

the sheep that mooed
madammoomoojive at 9:37 am

god hates america (.com)
god's rod smites entire gay nations with each blow.
quonsar at 9:24 am
god loves america (.com)
but apparently god really loves sexy live webcam chat.
quonsar at 9:13 am

madamjujujive at 9:06 am
beannachtaí na féile pádraig
amazing irish language translations
beans and nachos make my ass numb?
madamjujujive at 8:52 am
pump up and kick ass with the navy seals
ork! ork! ork!
quonsar at 8:49 am

snot bomb
madamjujujive at 8:46 am

quonsar at 8:18 am
make big money selling insects on the internet!
"join worm man's worm farm affiliate program!"
hmmm. i am getting a little tired of making big money stuffing envelopes at home...
quonsar at 8:07 am

vagina of doom
quonsar at 3:52 am

what kind of shit are you?
quonsar at 3:27 am
is dick cheney dead yet? (.com)
"A Los Angeles artist realized that if you put a small picture of Italy on Dick Cheney's forehead, he spookily resembles Mikhail Gorbachev. The Vice President has been kept blissfully unaware about this. And he's still alive."
quonsar at 3:18 am

quonsar at 3:11 am
1001 uses for cable ties
and everything else cable ties. cable tie pictures. cable tie sounds. cable tie translations. and the cable tie cam. truly the spatula city of cable tie sites.
quonsar at 2:36 am
are you pronouncing the president's name correctly?
quonsar at 1:27 am
10 disgusting things irish traditional flute players do
"The Flute: truly Irish Traditional Music's most disgusting instrument."
madamjujujive at 1:13 am

got rice bitch?
madamjujujive at 12:52 am
missy crash
"I'm a Car Crash Fantasizer. That's somewhat rare for a female, but I had all the preliminary signs as a young adult. I caught Ken and Barbie on fire as a kid, streaking Mom's red nail polish across their faces and arms. I'd then sit them in a pink plastic corvette that I heated in an oven then crushed the front end into the seats."
quonsar at 12:50 am

shimmy the kosher doll
madamjewjewjive at 12:42 am
you too can build thunderous and exciting matchstick rockets!
"learn how to make your own matchstick rockets, and you too can experience the pride and excitement of watching one lift off amidst a thunderous plume of smoke to go soaring off into the wild blue yonder!"
madam triple-j at 12:34 am
saturday, mar 16, 2002
see my girlfriend cook my sock
"My Girlfriend really loves cooking socks."
quonsar at 2:25 pm
the online feng shui bible
"The one place on the Web for all your questions about Feng Shui: the ancient Chinese art related to the law and order of the universe and the power of nature."
quonsar at 2:23 pm

hot naked amateur airport security cams!
quonsar at 1:51 pm
friday, mar 15, 2002

madamjujujive at 12:17 am
the fragrant world of grillo the clown
"You haven't lived until you've heard Grillo perform "Amazing Grace" by blowing into a makeshift bagpipe constructed from a sheep's bladder. Grillo The Clown drools and babbles incoherently while wearing a space helmet made of a cereal box on his head and squirting whipped cream everywhere. You need this."
madamjujujive at 12:08 am
thursday, mar 14, 2002
you caught us with our pants down.
madamjujujive at 11:59 pm
quonsar at 11:24 pm
wednesday, mar 13, 2002

deface the doofus
madamjujujive at 10:21 pm
i wear all my panties for 24 hours before i put them in a snap lock bag and send them to you in a plain package.
"Pee panties are an extra $5. I don't do poo panties, sex panties or period panties. Sorry."
no need to apologize. really.
quonsar at 10:15 pm

a thing of beauty
madamjujujive at 9:23 pm

alisa's cosplay
quonsar at 8:48 pm

the biggest sale in internet history!
quonsar at 8:16 pm
behold the spud o' christ
"It all began when me, Hector Young (that's me wi' the holy tattie) was chopping tatties fur ma dinner one day, when, much tae ma surprise, I discovered whit appeared tae be a face inside. The face o' Jesus o' Nazareth. I wis fair shocked. It's no' every day ye find the face o' wir Lord an' Saviour in yer dinner. No' roond here, onyway.
madamjujujive at 8:10 pm
slaughterhouse cams
madamjujujive at 7:59 pm
a 1200 pound steer yields 500 pounds of retail cuts from a 750 pound carcass.
quonsar at 7:39 pm
she's saying no, but her kitchen is saying yes
quonsar at 6:33 pm
sup yo? sup?
"keepin' it real wit da freeBSD"
quonsar at 12:00 am
tuesday, mar 12, 2002
winston personal page
In Los Angeles. Also serving San Francisco
"Hi! My name is Winston, an escort in L.A. for all occasions. I am educated, healthy, handsome (said my clients), 5'10", 155#, well hung, hard uncut thick (nice dick, said my clients), in my 30's, well-defined smooth solid body, big breast, slim waist, nice butt, great legs... I'm hot! Better looking in person."
quonsar at 11:28 pm
jesus swimming
quonsar at 8:41 am
monday, mar 11, 2002
chna-long part plant, engages in producing all kinds of precise plunger.
"The speciality of China Lu Tong parts plant are all kinds of China-LuTong branded hydraulic head of VE distributor pump(HEAD & ROTOR VE )."
quonsar at 10:29 pm
when you were young, didn't your mom tell you to pick up your toys?
"TOY BOXX will help you get it up and keep it up!!"
quonsar at 10:09 pm
tattoo baby doll project
madamjujujive at 10:08 pm

madamhihojive at 9:23 pm

madamjujujive at 9:13 pm

famous people who look better with the body of an animal
madamjujujive at 8:49 pm
madamjujujive at 8:38 pm

the fighting whities
quonsar at 7:51 pm