sunday, feb 3, 2002
hippy cannibal zombie chicks on non-hymen tearing bikes
quonsar at 6:47 pm
#1 perfect pancake spatula free (.com)
The World's First Spatula-Free Pancake Maker
"Flip Picture-Perfect Pancakes Every Time... no more Spatula Needed! Double-sided non-stick surface is so slippery - make fluffy, delicious, healthier golden-brown pancakes without added fat!"
quonsar at 3:37 pm

tuna barbecue
you want water salad with that?
madamjujujive at 3:33 pm
water salad
warning: alta vista 'translation' follows:
"It is not the vegetable juice. As for the water salad, the fruit salad which is drunk. Where the fruit and the vegetable enter you can drink, the water type beverage is. The fruit salad which is drunk is. The natural material of 11 types (the fruit juice * vegetable juice) with, taking too much vegetable insufficiency * calorie and the like the dietary life where the person of 20 - 30 generations is disordered is supported tastily."
madamjujujive at 3:28 pm

shvantzolar enemation
madamjujujive at 2:25 pm

dog ears and tampons
the madam finds another fetish site. no, wait...
madamjujujive at 1:41 pm
acme klein bottle
"Need a zero-volume bottle? Searching for a one-sided surface? Want the ultimate in non-orientability? At last, Acme has conquered topological and engineering frontiers to manufacture genuine glass Klein Bottles. These are the finest closed, non-orientable, boundary-free manifolds sold anywhere in our three spatial dimensions."

a single-sided, nonorientable, wool manifold
"Pop an Acme Klein Bottle on your head! A perfect gift for anyone with a zero-volume head. An important accessory to the one-sided mind. An essential headwarmer for your non-orientable friends who are temporarily immersed in our 3-dimensions."
quonsar at 1:29 pm

madamjujujive at 12:28 pm

bovine fetal abnormalities
quonsar at 12:14 pm
disgusting pictures of me
"This is a frontal shot of my chest with my strech marks."
quonsar at 12:09 pm
how about those toenails!
quonsar at 12:00 pm

let's play doctor!
"IT WORKS! Suzie and Billy Conroy of Cedar Rapids, MI played their way to full AMA accreditation and a lucrative practice in arthroplastic surgery!"
quonsar at 11:49 am
a happy meal for your soul
"Recently, the 66 books of the Bible were fed into a non-biased, objective system computer at a top-secret governmental research facility. The computer recommended that a new religion be created... a religion that rejected outdated dogma and complicated liturgy, replacing these harmful and inefficient elements with a more functional and convenient religious ritual.This is McChurch!"
limited time special bonus links! [only at participating mcchurch's] meet mcgod almighty! and mcsponsor a donkey!
madamjujujive at 11:32 am
blessings expressions of faith
"Blessings' Nun Doll Collection is exquisitely detailed, historically accurate and authentically reproduced. From the elegant simplicity of their habits and their beautiful accessories, right down to the tips of their long, delicate and graceful fingers, these Nun Dolls are painstakingly and perfectly crafted."
madamjujujive at 11:07 am
how to cast out demons in the name of jesus
quonsar at 10:48 am

hindu woman breastfeeds hindu monkey god
hindu children shit out of luck
quonsar at 10:33 am
cryin 4 my angel
"I wasn't prepared to lose my child like this, through menstruation. How could it be happening to me? I simply could not believe that after all my hoping and praying, my child, still only an egg, was taken from me."
quonsar at 6:40 am
superfluous nipple
quonsar at 6:28 am
saturday, feb 2, 2002

osama sissyfight
quonsar at 11:40 am
luser masturbates frequently (.com)
quonsar at 10:21 am
vice president dick cheney holds a knife
"as he prepares to slice off his own penis and flush it down the toilet January 30, 2002. "It is written in Bible that if a part of your body distances you from God, and makes you commit a sin, you should cut it off," Cheney told reporters."
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friday, feb 1, 2002

madamjujujive at 11:29 pm
exploring your mom can lead to understanding blort and possibly cause you to design your own o'reilly book cover.
quonsar at 11:20 pm

aphex twin window licker
madamjujujive at 10:22 pm
the inflatable crown of thorns jesus hat kit
"Relive the death of Christ! Fun for all! (Doesn't include Cross)"
quonsar at 10:19 pm

quonsar at 9:19 pm
thursday, jan 31, 2002

quonsar at 11:21 pm
we are the mothers of the movement
"The future of the Aryan race depends on our ability to bear and raise healthy, strong children. M.O.T.M. is an uncompromisingly positive resource for white women. It's goals are to unify and educate racially aware women."
bzzzt. nazi bitches.
sieg heil! madamjujujive at 9:45 pm

madamjujujive at 9:35 pm
christian cookie recipe
"You can't beat this simple recipe. Even single guys can make a hit at the next church pot-luck."
madamjujujive at 9:27 pm
sexy britney spears huge cleavage wall clock
quonsar at 8:50 pm

quonsar at 8:31 pm

don't you wish you hung out in #linuxwarez?
quonsar at 8:01 pm
the web has expired
quonsar at 6:16 pm
wednesday, jan 30, 2002

quonsar at 9:54 pm
a 1.5 million volt tesla coil
"In defiance of countless FCC regulations, zoning ordinances, and common sense in general, I constructed this unusually-large Tesla coil in October 1988 for the Britannia Manor Halloween extravaganza in Austin, Texas. Capable of delivering violent, writhing discharges of artificial lightning at levels well over one million volts, the Tesla coil saw extensive spook-house duty in 1988, 1990, 1991, 1992, and 1994."
quonsar at 9:48 pm
it's looking towards your hands
madamjujujive at 9:41 pm

gyrocars
"vehicles with insufficient wheels"
quonsar at 9:38 pm

madamjujujive at 9:23 pm
the unrepentant necrophile
"Karen Greenlee is a necrophiliac. Five years ago she made national headlines when she drove off in a hearse and wasn't heard from for two days. Instead of delivering the body to the cemetery she decided to spend some time alone with the corpse."
quonsar at 9:18 pm
god answered my prayer for a 1993 anniversary edition corvette
"Here is the prayer that we prayed on August 24, 1997, and the specific details about the car that we asked God for. I wrote it down just so I could marvel at how God would answer this prayer. Below the details of the car are the scriptures from the Bible that we based our prayer upon."
madamjujujive at 9:16 pm
monday, jan 28, 2002
existential pud
quonsar at 11:54 pm
toy ray guns
"From the exuberant Art Deco disintegrator pistols of the 1930s, to the streamlined and futuristic tin litho sparkers of the 50s and the darkly post-apocalyptic nitro blasters of today, toy ray guns express and represent our dreams, fears and fantasies."
madamjujujive at 11:07 pm

squirrel golf
madamjujujive at 11:01 pm

barbie enchiladas
madamjujujive at 10:55 pm

quonsar at 10:49 pm
internet movie database title #0081572
quonsar at 9:11 pm
naked ajax
quonsar at 7:25 pm
u r fuk!
quonsar at 7:08 pm
find a death (.com)
shelldrake at 7:04 pm
what do you call an orthodox jewish lesbian?
quonsar at 6:45 pm

requiem for a dream
quonsar at 6:42 pm
he is a criminal genius the likes of which this earth has rarely seen, and his crimes will make your blood run cold, and your heart turn to stone.
quonsar at 6:24 pm