home for abused apostrophes
"The Home for Abused Apostrophes in Truro is a haven for little punctuation marks which have been cruelly misused by greengrocers and other uncaring notice-writers. Here they may be cosseted and coddled by a punctuation-enthusiast; allowed to mix with other survivors of apostrophe-abuse; perhaps one day returned to the community to do useful work in contracted words or to show ownership."
quonsar at 9:14 pm
quonsar at 8:52 pm
Quality Semen For Sale Everyday
"We have put together a very select set of boars that will generate leanness and muscle, productivity and growth in a long functional package."
be sure and visit the semen superstore contest to win a semen certificate ($150 value)
madamjujujive at 7:38 pm
"Prometheans coming together to breed a new human species with a higher intellect and love of one's people. A communion of intellect and beauty for the simple reason that it can be done."
madamjujujive at 7:04 pm
"Hello. My name is Kate Moss. You may know me as a model. But there's another side of me. Yes - I'm an avid collector and champion of ancient vomitorium crockery. I love it so. Something tells me you will too."
madamjujujive at 7:02 pm
"Im a bottom guy 36 in the Tenderloin who enjoys placing objects inside of me and giving birth to them later in the evening. this evening at 11 30 pm I will be giving birth to a toy ernie and bert doll..Come watch..."
hey, sorry i can't make it. but we'll do lunch some time, ok?
quonsar at 6:35 pm
"Thousands of people across India are flocking to Hindu temples to see a Muslim baby -- born with what appears to be a tail -- who is said to resemble the monkey-faced god Hanuman."
quonsar at 6:34 pm
quonsar at 6:03 pm
"Welcome to My Gay Fucking Web Site! I, Princess Autism, will guide you through a mystical land of wonder and imagination."
not a website of gay fucking. just a gay fucking website. and six thousand years of gay fucking bread.
quonsar at 11:35 am
"Papa proved to be a somewhat difficult place to govern, for the odallers there made free with the law, and in the absence of their overlord, neglected their work on his farm and frequently made merry. Yet whenever he was in residence they were fawning and subservient enough to his face."
quonsar at 11:10 am
"the shuar first came to worldwide attention in the late 19th century for their custom of head hunting and shrinking heads to the size of an orange."
quonsar at 9:28 am
jeff goebel's world famous hiccup cure
real hiccup sightings
the adult hiccup lovers club
madamjujujive at 9:21 pm
i'm am happy to be on the interweb
hello hello hello hello...
quonsar at 6:10 pm