automatic baton carrot machine
"An exeptionally compact machine which will top, tail, cut into sections and batons, one carrot every second! Features All stainless steel construction. Comes complete with robust stand and waste chutes."
holy shit. robust stand. waste chutes. this is a must-have for every geek's christmas list.
quonsar at 11:23 pm
"My best seller by far. Sold with no questions asked."
but i have lots of questions...
quonsar at 8:46 pm
lightweight parasite removal kit
"Ticks, fleas, lice, leaches, ringworm, tapeworm? Sure, you've got parasites. Who doesn't? But what is a busy person to do?"
madamjujujive at 9:05 am
tom volk's fungus of the month, now in its fifth year online.
marty@wordforge at 1:17 am
gee wilbur! mr. ed never had this much fun!
available in colorado style or traditional missouri. plus - round out your bovine carnal pleasure options with an electrojack iv electro-ejaculator for bulls and rams, complete with probe, control unit and semen collection funnel. mooo!
quonsar at 12:02 am
quonsar at 8:48 pm
rrama llama ding dong
"Chris brought Denise here for her first llama experience. Denise has rabbits and fell immediately in love with a classic gal, Krissi, and her neice & 1/2 sister, Gypsy. She wanted to take them both home, but I can't see llamas living in a Texas apartment! Both Krissi and Gypsy are lovebears and permanent fixtures in Castalia's herd. They are always eager to be mauled by visitors."
quonsar at 10:46 pm
president moron and the dick synchronize watches as the founder of their party looks on in pain
quonsar at 9:42 pm
"An all-time favorite, Black Knight has replaced his father, Union Jack, the English male and cornerstone of Bauernheim breeding objectives. Black Knight has always improved the fiber on the crias he's sired, and also added the long legs, long neck and long ears we desire and demand."
madamjujujive at 8:17 pm
quonsar at 8:37 am