this page is for givin mad props to my fly toilet, the American Standard TYPE R!!! BI-ACH!!!
quonsar at 10:48 pm
designed to efficiently and enjoyably dry the human body
"The Haystack dryer incorporates four high-volume fans to create a patented, horizontal vortex of warm filtered air. As people enter the Vortex, soft lighting is automatically switched on and the fans are driven to full operational speed, natural air interchange occurs, and, where appropriate a gentle and warm drying sensation similar to that of a warm, windy, sunny day."
madamjujujive at 7:44 pm
"I remember my foreskin. I want my foreskin back."
no, it ain't kiddie pr0n, it's circumcision. not for the queasy, the site offers many gems such as the incomparable rabbi sucking blood from infant penis and culinary masterpiece "the animal kingdom would probably cease to exist without smegma."
[voice of homer simpson] "mmmmmm. smegma...."
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buffus at 6:41 pm
"they were ALL AGENTS/WHORES/SLAVES/HIRED ASSASSINS/WITCHES AND/OR TELEPATHICALLY-CONTROLLED WITCH'S CATS OF BOB DYLAN!!! THE OFFICE OF NAVAL INTELLIGENCE!!! THE CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY!!! THE ORDER OF EASTERN STAR!!! THE INTERNATIONAL FREEMASONIC-CONSPIRACY!!! THE INTERNATIONAL JEW CONSPIRACY!!! AND/OR THE BRITISH ROYAL FAMILY!!!"
dylan's telepathic witch cats are some bad juju, madam. he controls the billboard charts with them.
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bonsai llamas - are humans next?
"Scientists are worried that these experiments might next be carried out on humans. Proponents claim that not only would it solve the crowded living conditions, but that food shortages would no longer be a problem."
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"The only watch that's also a weapon- it shoots BBs across the room."
quonsar at 9:10 am
in 1967 there was birdman
a sun worshiping winged mutant hanging out in a volcano with an adolescent same sex friend - this is what those anti-harry potter religious nuts watched when they were kids.
quonsar at 11:02 pm
each skull is unique
"Some days I feel like making the left eye larger, some have more teeth than others and some look meaner than others."
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quonsar at 11:09 pm
"the SorgoMask (TM) ligthweigth, comfortable, beautiful, cheap, safe and finished.Two 9v batteries are used to turn on the fan.Lifespan of the product is several decades. You only need to change the filter every 15 times of use.The black tubes are used for nothing, but it looks cooler and marketing is marketing."
unxmaal at 10:56 pm
welcome to salim enterprises international
start your own home based business umpire
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quonsar at 8:36 pm
rumor-mongering made easy
"It's never been easier to become a Net nut-case than with the Internet Conspiracy Generator."
quonsar at 7:34 pm
"Our ethno linguists are analyzing both ancient and modern languages for the likely etymology of computer-related terms. A recent discovery is that the word "sega", assumed to be of Asian origin, is actually derived from the Medieval Gaelic for "hedgehog".
quonsar at 7:02 pm
"The following web link activities are explicitly prohibited by KPMG and may present trademark and copyright infringement issues:
quonsar at 1:06 pm
After paying through the nose just to STAY your customer when I moved in September, you've now cut off service totally and without adequate warning. There is no reason to shut the network down just because the 'content' provider has gone broke. Nobody ever looked at that sucky Excite 'content' anyway - nobody bought the service for that AOL-like crapola 'content' - we bought it for the HIGH SPEED ACCESS. That's all that mattered. When will you 'content' assholes get a clue??? You suck!
Eileen and Andrew from ATT Broadband want to hear what you think!
click here to tell eileen she sucks!
click here to tell andrew he sucks!
quonsar at 8:52 am