uncovered: books cancelled in the wake of 9/11
"We know about movies like "Collateral Damage," that were scheduled for release but were pulled because of 9/11, causing major headaches for studios. But what about all the books that were written before 9/11 and then had to be scrapped?"
quonsar at 10:31 pm
that doesn't look like anything i've ever eaten. well, before i ate it, that is...
madamjujujive at 10:32 am
quonsar at 10:21 am
sure, it's all fun and games... until someone loses a major metropolitan city
madamjujujive at 10:04 am
why settle for less?
"We use the highest quality acrylic plastic, industrial vacuum pumps and laboratory grade fittings to bring you the most effective and durable products."
quonsar at 12:49 am
america declares war on peptic ulcerism
"Transthoracic echocardiogram revealed findings consistent with 0.8 cm vegetation on the aortic valve. Transesophageal echocardiogram confirmed these findings."
[voice of homer simpson]: mmmmm. aortic vegetation...
quonsar at 10:00 pm
j. mimpton cleeb III at 8:51 pm
"WARNING: Do not use CD-ROMs to make ashtrays if you may still need the disk to store computer data or multimedia files."
madamjujujive at 8:06 pm
"all we are saying, is give meat a chance"
madamjujujive at 7:15 pm
quonsar at 12:34 pm
"Thanks for surfing on in! I think that's KEWL! I am 36, This is my place on the KEWL net where no one can hurt me and make me feel small! Want to know more about me? KEWL!"
madamjujujive at 10:57 pm
sh!ts real on da streets
"You know you want to do it. You have all the tools at your disposal.....Camera....film.....the ability to get off your butt and take a picture of the mattress you've been walkin by for the last couple of days."
madamjujujive at 11:11 pm
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quonsar at 11:30 pm
|in tribute to the men and women of the u.s. fish and wildlife service who died protecting america's natural resources.|
quonsar at 9:47 pm
shelldrake at 9:27 pm
hedda pluck gobbler
there's something rather disturbing about this tarted-up turkey serving her kin on a platter.
madamjujujive at 6:46 pm
quonsar at 8:27 am
prevent alien abduction with homemade thought screen helmet
blocks telepathic communication between aliens and humans
Aliens cannot immobilize people wearing thought screens nor can they control their minds or communicate with them. Since January 2000 aliens have not taken any abductees while they were wearing thought screen helmets using Velostat shielding."
quonsar at 10:25 pm
quonsar at 10:01 pm
hot pix of naked jesus freaks.
"is it a sin to be nude?"
madamjujujive at 6:31 pm
'heaps' of fun
"Turd Twister is designed to fit comfortably up your butt during your morning constitutional. Insert the disc, hold it tenderly with your sphincter, and let nature take its course. No longer do you have to be content with boring turds, created solely through biological means. Now you can take advantage of sophisticated Turd Twister extrusion technology to craft incredible excremental designs whenever you like!"
quonsar at 5:55 pm
quonsar at 1:08 pm
"When my beloved Oatie-Mae passed away, I chose cremation because I wanted her with me forever. I selected an antique chocolate pot for my sweetie which allowed me to wrap her sealed ashes in a piece of her blankie and safely ensconce her in her new resting-place on my dresser."
melvik of remlar at 1:58 am