sunday, nov 11, 2001

easy-to-hold toilet tissue aid helps with personal hygiene
worst. sphincter-clench. ever.
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one world orgasm - international orgasm day 2002
quonsar at 9:24 pm
yes you can (.com)
but apparently not any time soon (.com)
quonsar at 8:40 pm
supermodels in gas masks
quonsar at 8:36 pm
random war generator
"who needs cnn after all?"
quonsar at 8:29 pm

to help prevent marijuana use by your kids help them roll this
quonsar at 6:30 pm
wheelchair rebecca
quonsar at 6:23 pm
if you liked 'iraq on ice', you'll love 'taliban on broadway'!
1.3 meg MP3
"the most exciting play since 'yassar get your guns'"
quonsar at 6:17 pm
the spankie facial shield
"Let both of you go blissfully about your facial fetishes while your partner remains safely protected behind the Spankie Facial Shield! As a bonus- you get to watch the show from the best seat in the house! Perfect also for watching pigeons fly.
quonsar at 5:58 pm

alexander korostelev inventions and design: a special device for women
"Three milliard women in the Earth felt uncomfortable when relieving nature like the mankind, having been born by Adam without the chair, the spoon and the wheel."
quonsar at 3:48 pm
i hate the guy who stole maynard (.com)
quonsar at 3:38 pm
this site is dedicated to the making and wearing of female superheroine costumes
male superheroines are on thier own.
quonsar at 3:21 pm
beaconsfield primary school arts of the indian ocean rim region presents african drumming with eddie quansah
eddie quonsar at 3:14 pm

mullet? check. pistol? check. baby? check.
camo pants with open fly? uh, better check.
quonsar at 3:09 pm
this page doesn't like you
madamjujujive at 2:44 pm

rosemary's baby
madamjujujive at 2:08 pm
she has a special skeleton made from aircraft grade aluminum and stainless steel
"SuperBabe™ is one of the most advanced love dolls in the world. Her unique blend of silicone skin is designed to look and feel very much like human skin... We hope you will enjoy our very special lady; each one is hand crafted just for you."
quonsar at 1:50 pm

really high hurdles
quonsar at 1:38 pm
world champion peruvian hairless dog
quonsar at 1:24 pm
butchering the human carcass for human consumption
quonsar at 1:20 pm

work well with others
madamjujujive at 1:17 pm
gratuitous wet pussy reference
quonsar at 1:15 pm

i'll be watching you
quonsar at 1:06 pm
vince's cavalcade of phones
madamjujujive at 1:02 pm
airport security school
"Your objective is to hit the STOP button when you see:
  • Guns
  • Bombs
  • Drugs
  • Money "
    madamjujujive at 1:01 pm
  • moms with small fragile minds
    have stupid unfounded opinions and not risk ridicule
    "... a place where evil truthtellers will not mock your ignorance... If you do what your Dr says, blindly adhere to a specific religion, spank your kids or are in any other way mediocre this group is for you!"
    quonsar at 12:57 pm
    crazy white sean (.com)
    quonsar at 12:54 pm

    psychics join manhunt
    quonsar at 9:55 am
    saturday, nov 10, 2001
    :: 3.63 meg MP3 file ::
    i like to watch
    the plane going in
    i like to watch
    the flame shooting out
    people dive into the street
    while I play with my meat
    my steel melted
    and my tower's coming down
    :: lyrics ::

    quonsar at 5:08 am
    snorkels for gerbils (.com)
    "because no one likes a dead gerbil ...up thier ass"

    quonsar at 4:22 am

    quonsar at 1:57 am
    galileo's finger
    quonsar at 1:44 am
    american crusade 2001 trading cards
    World affairs today can sure be confusing!
    "President Bush tried his bestest to simplify the picture as Good vs. Evil, but it's still a jumble! Who knew all those crazy Dorkistan countries even existed?!"

    quonsar at 12:30 am
    friday, nov 9, 2001

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    blortronic™ mail auto-poster at 8:46 pm

    quonsar at 7:37 pm
    thursday, nov 8, 2001
    nothing like a good rod
    madamjujujive at 11:39 pm

    100% organic sheep manure tea
    madamjujujive at 9:57 pm
    special occasion? perhaps a romantic evening in burnsville, MN is in order? could be west bend, WI is more your, um, taste. you may want to leap over to greenwood, IN to enjoy the view. who knew such excitement could be had in the heartland?
    madamjujujive at 9:42 pm

    fluxus housework
    "More art than regular housework.
    More housework than regular art."

    quonsar at 9:24 pm

    girl offering oysters
    quonsar at 9:00 pm
    a chemical engineer explains cheese
    quonsar at 8:42 pm

    quonsar at 1:38 pm
    wednesday, nov 7, 2001
    andrew hassing is cool
    blort likes andrew because andrew likes blort.
    quonsar at 10:32 pm
    tuesday, nov 6, 2001
    the millennium benediction is a battery operated product, once the crosses are touched via the trinity, the holy mary will be gradually eliminated while a benediction is heard
    eliminated or illuminated? [shrug]
    madamjujujive at 10:05 pm
    half eaten salad
    quonsar at 9:49 pm
    lizardman: because the world needs freaks
    spidergod5: the sordid confessions of a modern day snakeboy

    quonsar at 9:07 pm
    or mutation? you be the judge.
    madamjujujive at 8:53 pm
    neck brace appreciation klub
    "recreational" neck and back bracing
    "This is NOT a medical site, if you are looking for medical information, you have come to the wrong place."
    madamjujujive at 8:20 pm
    woman amusing the kids with a snail
    quonsar at 8:14 pm

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    spending quality time with yourself will never be the same again
    "you may know the difference, but your johnson won’t. Cigarette not included."
    quonsar at 7:27 pm
    shall i kill my fish or not?
    quonsar at 7:19 pm

    polygamy porter
    madamjujujive at 7:18 pm
    endangered faeces (.com)
    quonsar at 7:16 pm
    the male ruler
    madamjujujive at 6:56 pm
    monday, nov 5, 2001

    quonsar at 1:02 am
    erotic vomit
    gag. barf.
    quonsar at 12:45 am