bait them either with flesh or grains
"Kill birds by stretching their necks, then cut the throat and hang head-down to bleed. Or kill them by cutting just under the tongue severing main nerve and main artery. The bird dies easily and bleeds well."
quonsar at 9:01 pm
"You are more than welcome to join us in our reckless pursuit of what some consider narcissism."
quonsar at 8:40 pm
suck a horse's ass
350 Pound Schizophrenic Lyrical Messiah
"...a pop culture barf bag belching out whatever... In a music world full of derivative boy bands, teen queens, and rock stars too busy suing Napster to release anything of quality, it is refreshing to see an artist like Wesley Willis who is simply like nobody else you have ever heard in your life..."
hmmmmm. there is a reason for that...
[ reblort ]
quonsar at 8:02 pm
"For it is between the perceived taste of macaroni, and the subconscious knowledge of what's in the macaroni, that Deliciousness lives humbly and without fear."
quonsar at 6:01 pm
"coordinating the activities of its member clubs and serving as a central source of information about the Gay & Lesbian Country Western dance scene."
quonsar at 5:14 pm
|volcano volk: rhyming story teller, cowgal poet, country-fried humorist, ventriloquist|
quonsar at 11:55 pm
stand strong before god
"I have a very busy life, with running my own business, fornicating with the neighbor, being forgiven when I fornicate, raising my bastard son, collecting child support from my ex, and living the typical Christian life! Using the CruciFlex 2000 for only twenty minutes a day, three days a week, I am in top physical condition!"
quonsar at 8:58 pm
happy birthday in 161 languages
in honor of my 'little' brother
hey, august 22 is the birthdate of my brother, mcface. So send the little twerp some email!
quonsar at 2:01 pm
the unique alaskan candy dispenser
and you can buy unique alaskan candy refills from moosepoop.net
quonsar at 9:37 am
Why has the world fallen in love with poo?
"get into the minds of poopers everywhere by taking a double dose of a harsh laxative every day for a week."
reverend monkeyboy at 10:05 pm
|opening the road to freedom when the dark forces of internet (the anti-christ) threaten christian people in our lords net|
quonsar at 9:06 pm
'indelibly transform the way we hear and understand the twittering...'
"a large-scale concert performance whose sounds are wholly produced through the carefully choreographed ringing of the audience’s own mobile phones."
quonsar at 8:41 pm
no more AOL cd's (.com)
"We're going to personally deliver to AOL Headquarters as many of their CDs as we can. Our goal is an even one million (1,000,000). Upon reaching this number, we will begin our cross-country pilgrimage to "Return To Sender" the unwanted CDs. By sending us your AOL CDs you will be part of this Epic Crusade to take back our privacy."
quonsar at 8:26 am