so are these kids cursed, or what?
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if you originated in some other place in the universe, we welcome you here.
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quonsar at 6:54 pm
it all began with an old truck.
"God gave me a vision to customize a 1966 Chevy Truck to use as a ministry tool."
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'the new jew review'
"a Carnival cruise to the Garden of Eden with all-you-can-eat cheesecake and Parliament as the house band."
quonsar at 8:21 pm
how much $$$$$ are you worth?
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quonsar at 4:36 pm
quite simply the biggest Gadget for God we've ever seen
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quonsar at 10:56 am
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quonsar at 8:06 pm
"You went out to your local goth club in your black velvet frock coat, your hair teased up bigger and rattier than Edward Scissorhands', and lace dripping from your wrists and throat. You looked fabulous. But as soon as you got on the dance floor, everyone started laughing."
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