Take The Test
quonsar at 8:55 pm
"Even as late as the middle ages, carvings of a thin, impishly smiling woman holding open her enormous vulva with both hands were placed at the doorways to Irish Catholic churches, so that all who entered might touch the sacred vulva and be blessed thereby."
quonsar at 7:17 pm
the classic symbol of men's fear of sex
"Frued said, 'Probably no male human being is spared the terrifying shock of threatened castration at the sight of female genitals.'"
quonsar at 7:13 pm
the secret life of bea arthur
what they never wanted you to know...
"For over fifteen years, NBC has been trying to cover up the truth about Bea Arthur and her career as one of the Golden Girls, but now the story is finally out. And you can read it only here."
shelldrake at 11:08 pm
warning! not a religion. do not worship.
"O Pac-Man, glutton divine, Thy roundness is exceeded only by thy yellowness. Thou takest away the barriers in the maze of life, Thou makest fruit to appear before me, Thou turnest my enemies blue. I humbly offer this quarter unto thee As a symbol of my sacrifice, And stuff."
shelldrake at 10:17 pm
"Foreskin restoration is usually done by keeping the skin under moderate tension for an extended period of time, often using tape and elastic."
quonsar at 10:01 pm
do you smell what THE MOUNTAIN DEWSTER! is cooking?!!!!
quonsar at 11:41 pm
taking ironing to the edge
"extreme ironing - the danger sport that combines the thrills of an extreme outdoor activity with the satisfaction of a well pressed shirt."
quonsar at 9:24 pm
a pit of bile and vomit which I like to call home
"This won't be a little onramp onto the 20,000 highspeed lanes carrying net excrement into Al Gore's asshole. This page Bleeds for morons like you, and no matter how hard you laugh with or at it, you will *never* get it."
quonsar at 6:02 pm
quonsar at 9:08 pm