discover the incredible story of this bizarre and lewd vegetable
"This is how I found him - standing by the side of the road with a small bag."
quonsar at 10:24 pm
when I am in my Tutu, I feel like a rainbow.
"I love taking long walks along the beach, kicking the dead animal carcasses and used needles."
quonsar at 6:38 pm
via suck, which had this to say: "After three decades, its very own market bubble and untold billions of hours of deferred personal hygiene, the Internet has finally fulfilled its original promise: putting you in verbal contact with someone making monkey noises."
quonsar at 4:27 pm
oookay then, moving right along...
quonsar at 4:18 pm
woefully underreported in our nation’s press
"Can you actually live life not knowing which race is the most endowed, or who was the deadliest female sadist in history?"
quonsar at 3:53 pm
"Is this the best example of what the Bachelorette Party is all about or what?"
quonsar at 8:24 pm
world's most technologically advanced computerized butt-plugs
"Every Rectaltronics butt-plug now features the Vac-U-Snap(tm) vapor-lock release system with safety check valve built into an extra-wide butt-plug base to eliminate any possibility of dangerous invasions or injury."
quonsar at 7:32 pm
cadaver inc (.com)
fast, affordable murder scene clean-up & corpse removal
"We offer: Organ Extraction, Corpse Removal, Murder Scene Clean-Up, Witness Disposal. Check the status of your corpse removal order. Been here before? Disposing your next victim is even easier with Corpse Express."
quonsar at 1:33 pm
The principal premise of the PPP is that peace is possible.
"The primary purpose of the PPP pages is to promote positive political progress and the partnership paradigm through prurient propaganda."
not to mention providing peter piper pickled pepper pairs to pick...
quonsar at 11:39 pm
world's biggest collection of one person's bellybutton lint
"Some people gaze into their navel for inspiration: I look into mine and see navel fluff. Also known as navel lint, it is that fascinating fluffy substance that forms mysteriously in the belly buttons of special people."
quonsar at 11:36 pm
a hillbilly tribute to AC/DC
"From the fertile valley of Deer Lick Holler, deep in the heart of Appalachia, comes sound that is old yet new..."
shelldrake at 10:43 pm
Sprint PCS - The clear alternative to flushing your money down the toilet
"We built the only all digital Sprint PCS Sucks web site from the ground up."
quonsar at 8:49 pm
quonsar at 7:32 pm
"The aim of the game is to maliciously murder as many innocent sheep as possible with your allocated 50 bullets."
shelldrake at 6:34 pm
wondering what to do with your leftover feces?
"Sure, you can flush if you want to -- you can leave your stool behind. But now, you can turn your stool into fabulous prizes... with the help of the Stool Fairy!"
quonsar at 6:16 pm
Midgets, Dwarfs, Little People - Pure Evil
"Once I was amoung the ignorant, not knowing their true nature, not knowing of their hopes of world domination, not knowing that they have powerful allies such as the Amish...I must bring forth the knowledge i hold and educate the masses."
quonsar at 8:55 pm
"Everyone makes mistakes. You just clicked on a place you shouldn't click on. Please go back peacefully."
quonsar at 8:05 pm