sunday, apr 29, 2001

shelldrake at 10:25 pm
nude man carrot page one
discover the incredible story of this bizarre and lewd vegetable
"This is how I found him - standing by the side of the road with a small bag."
quonsar at 10:24 pm

quonsar at 7:53 pm
kiss me, i am jason
when I am in my Tutu, I feel like a rainbow.
"I love taking long walks along the beach, kicking the dead animal carcasses and used needles."
quonsar at 6:38 pm
monkey phone call (.com)
via suck, which had this to say: "After three decades, its very own market bubble and untold billions of hours of deferred personal hygiene, the Internet has finally fulfilled its original promise: putting you in verbal contact with someone making monkey noises."
quonsar at 4:27 pm
i don't know what to do and i don't know what to say except fuck you and your untouchable face, yeah fuck you for existing in the first place
oookay then, moving right along...
quonsar at 4:18 pm
you are a target market
quonsar at 4:11 pm
sexual records (.com)
woefully underreported in our nation’s press
"Can you actually live life not knowing which race is the most endowed, or who was the deadliest female sadist in history?"
quonsar at 3:53 pm
saturday, apr 28, 2001

quonsar at 9:04 pm
how to build a bloto box
shelldrake at 8:31 pm
penis cake pan
"Is this the best example of what the Bachelorette Party is all about or what?"
quonsar at 8:24 pm

quonsar at 8:17 pm
world's most technologically advanced computerized butt-plugs
"Every Rectaltronics butt-plug now features the Vac-U-Snap(tm) vapor-lock release system with safety check valve built into an extra-wide butt-plug base to eliminate any possibility of dangerous invasions or injury."
quonsar at 7:32 pm
friday, apr 27, 2001
cadaver inc (.com)
fast, affordable murder scene clean-up & corpse removal
"We offer: Organ Extraction, Corpse Removal, Murder Scene Clean-Up, Witness Disposal. Check the status of your corpse removal order. Been here before? Disposing your next victim is even easier with Corpse Express."
quonsar at 1:33 pm
the amish resistance
quonsar at 1:24 pm
thursday, apr 26, 2001
slippery dick fish
quonsar at 11:44 pm
platform of the pansexual peace party
The principal premise of the PPP is that peace is possible.
"The primary purpose of the PPP pages is to promote positive political progress and the partnership paradigm through prurient propaganda."
not to mention providing peter piper pickled pepper pairs to pick...
quonsar at 11:39 pm
the incredible world of navel fluff
world's biggest collection of one person's bellybutton lint
"Some people gaze into their navel for inspiration: I look into mine and see navel fluff. Also known as navel lint, it is that fascinating fluffy substance that forms mysteriously in the belly buttons of special people."
quonsar at 11:36 pm
wednesday, apr 25, 2001
hayseed dixie
a hillbilly tribute to AC/DC
"From the fertile valley of Deer Lick Holler, deep in the heart of Appalachia, comes sound that is old yet new..."
shelldrake at 10:43 pm
sprint pcs sucks (.org)
Sprint PCS - The clear alternative to flushing your money down the toilet
"We built the only all digital Sprint PCS Sucks web site from the ground up."
quonsar at 8:49 pm
i applied the gold bond cream and it stopped the itching and the burning immediately
quonsar at 7:32 pm
sheep culling
"The aim of the game is to maliciously murder as many innocent sheep as possible with your allocated 50 bullets."
shelldrake at 6:34 pm
take and eat, for this is my body...
quonsar at 6:29 pm
stool fairy (.com)
wondering what to do with your leftover feces?
"Sure, you can flush if you want to -- you can leave your stool behind. But now, you can turn your stool into fabulous prizes... with the help of the Stool Fairy!"
quonsar at 6:16 pm
tuesday, apr 24, 2001

quonsar at 9:32 pm
am i black or not? (.com)
quonsar at 9:27 pm

quonsar at 9:01 pm
gummy dongs (.com)
shelldraked at 8:59 pm
midgets must die
Midgets, Dwarfs, Little People - Pure Evil
"Once I was amoung the ignorant, not knowing their true nature, not knowing of their hopes of world domination, not knowing that they have powerful allies such as the Amish...I must bring forth the knowledge i hold and educate the masses."
quonsar at 8:55 pm
monday, apr 23, 2001
oz prison bitch name generator
shelldrake at 10:49 pm
flying giraffes
shelldrake at 10:25 pm
what am i on? (.com)
quonsar at 9:39 pm
wife carrying
quonsar at 8:33 pm
orbs of wonder
quonsar at 8:23 pm
the home of creative play
quonsar at 8:09 pm
don't click here
"Everyone makes mistakes. You just clicked on a place you shouldn't click on. Please go back peacefully."
quonsar at 8:05 pm
mormon masturbation prevention
Be assured that you can be cured of your difficulty
quonsar at 8:03 pm