portabush
everybody needs a little Bush
"The most powerful man in the world is now yours to control!"
quonsar at 5:36 pm
everybody needs a little Bush
"The most powerful man in the world is now yours to control!"
quonsar at 5:36 pm
national masturbate-a-thon
come for a cause
"Have friends and strangers sponsor you per minute of self-pleasuring."
quonsar at 2:57 pm
come for a cause
"Have friends and strangers sponsor you per minute of self-pleasuring."
quonsar at 2:57 pm
grow your own hornsdo-it-yourself Gothic fashion
"If you really wanna grow horns, you'd better get thyself to Three Mile Island and stick your head under the nice hot water that runs off the plutonium rods. But if you just want to look like you grew horns, you've come to the right place."
quonsar at 10:43 am
caffeinated meatloaf
our newest caffeine delivery vehicle!
"This 3-pound meatloaf serves 6-8 tired people in need of a meaty energy boost. Handmade by out-of-work dotcommers and flash-frozen for freshest delivery to your door."
shelldrake at 10:14 pm
our newest caffeine delivery vehicle!
"This 3-pound meatloaf serves 6-8 tired people in need of a meaty energy boost. Handmade by out-of-work dotcommers and flash-frozen for freshest delivery to your door."
shelldrake at 10:14 pm
britney spears to speak at MITto deliver a major address on the history of western music
"in which I provide evidence as to what makes Beethoven and Bach almost as great as I am."
quonsar at 6:13 pm
zapman products (.com)sometimes canine caretakers need a small shock to the system
"Zapman products are safe, effective, – and guaranteed to spark behavioral modification in humans that will directly improve animal lives!"
quonsar at 10:08 pm
