keep the wheels of government moving.
"This bi-partisan move is a reflection of Corporate America's sense of urgency and desire to 'Ask not what your country can do for you, but instead, what can we do for our country?'"
quonsar at 9:48 am
artworks grouped by disorder
"A volcano erupting violently so endangering everything in its path. It may have both an aggressive and a sexual significance. For example a Philippine volcano is described as masculine when erupting but as feminine when providing its fertile surrounds."
quonsar at 1:40 am
quonsar at 1:24 am
"Are you tired of following the pack... chasing after Baseball Cards, Barbie Dolls, Beer Cans and other "Pop" collectibles?"
quonsar at 10:01 pm
an all-natural herbal tablets
"Iíve become more full. Iíve had to go and buy all new undergarments because my bras became to tight."
quonsar at 8:11 pm
man accidentally saws off hand, then shoots nails into head
quonsar at 10:21 pm
keeping george w on time, in the know, and majorly organitized!
shelldrake at 7:21 pm
millions to be sued for infringement
In a move that has millions across the Internet community frowning, Despair, Inc. today announced that the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office (USPTO) had awarded them a registered trademark for the 'frowny' emoticon which serves as their logo. At a press conference, Despair's COO, Dr. E.L.Kersten, announced his intentions to sue "anyone and everyone who uses the so-called 'frowny' emoticon, or our trademarked logo, in their written email correspondence. Ever."
quonsar at 7:18 pm
amorous animals disturb womans sleep
"It's right there at my bedroom window every night ó the awfulest noise you ever heard," Hollon said. "What they are doing is breeding."
shelldrake at 7:12 pm
the defining instrument of new age quantum technology
"The development of a cybernetic loop and an auto focus system is the greatest advance in all of modern medicine. Imagine a device that can measure energetic abnormalities and revise them at biological speeds."
quonsar at 10:34 pm
"One of my favorite activities is using compressed air to accelerate a potato into the 750 ft per second range."
quonsar at 9:27 pm
target: hip kids, aged 6-12
"concept: biracial twins, attached at the hip, struggle through adolescence."
quonsar at 7:58 pm
assisting those who must deal with them
"Do you have an abnormally large male genital? Have you been injured by one in the recent past?"
step one: we admitted we were powerless over our penis size...
quonsar at 6:03 pm
the financial crash network
"Another morning of plunging stock prices followed another evening of bankrupcy announcements. Last night's list of dot coms and other corperatations filing for chapter 11 was the longest yet at 734."
quonsar at 11:21 pm
sex drugs and gambling news
a while back, i got spammed by a rehab. i guess this explains that. i wonder, just exactly what kind of lists am i on?
quonsar at 9:31 pm