association for the blind - 2nd floor
has anybody seen my dog?
posted by quonsar at 9:46 pm
i cannot deny that cold, refreshing beverage
posted by quonsar at 7:57 pm
high protein, low fat, kelp enriched pet food ads
"she's got hairy nipples, a saggy bum and breath like a turkish lavatory. god, i love that bitch."
left on the porch by shelldrake at 6:39 pm
school officials shocked when hearing of arrest
"'oh, my god!' said one school employee who noted that daly was absent from class yesterday. 'he's been in the school system a long time.'"
posted by quonsar at 6:26 pm
nearly suffocates own daughter
posted by quonsar at 5:40 pm
contains nudity. check over your shoulder.
posted by quonsar at 1:18 pm
busta mouse move, el funkmiester
i don't know shit about this sites content, something about serial killers or something. however, by carefully mousing around this page you can create some awesome industrial funk. this amused me for almost 20 minutes.
posted by quonsar at 1:09 pm
a computer animated short film
listen closely and you can hear the 'tink' of the moth batting against the bulb.
posted by quonsar at 12:42 pm
since we mentioned losers...
posted by quonsar at 11:34 am
losers. you know them...
"you've seen them on the street. you've seen them in the office. you've seen them at family reunions. now they're on the internet..."
posted by quonsar at 11:11 am
from the religious wacko web excrement department
posted by quonsar at 11:02 am
juicy turkey, crispy skin
to do it right, you'll need a cajun injector.
posted by quonsar at 12:24 pm
bizarre foreign tv ads
this japanese ad features little red riding hood dancing in the forest with a rabbit, a bear, a wolf, and a deer. they are interrupted by a dancing racoon with giant swinging testicles. shrug.
posted by quonsar at 12:19 pm
a public service for the terminally frustrated
and those who are just plain mean-spirited. :-)
posted by quonsar at 12:08 pm
woman accidentally glues eye shut
mistakes superglue for eyedrops
posted by quonsar at 10:48 pm
help create the mindpixel corpus
"a mindpixel is a binary statement of consensus fact such as "water is wet" or "it is difficult to swim with ski pants on."
posted by quonsar at 10:31 pm
email and business cards for dot com refugees.
posted by quonsar at 9:54 pm
over 70,000 recipes currently indexed
and some food humor too.
posted by quonsar at 9:31 pm
well, i'm glad to hear it
when headlines self destruct. mirror
posted by quonsar at 6:54 pm
a little short of must-see tv
"a camera lowered last month into a sewer on a routine maintenance check spotted marijuana plants being flushed into the line."
posted by quonsar at 5:19 pm
the electric amish
three men, three beards, and no power
"the electric amish may be visiting a barn near you! be sure to lock up the sheep that night!"
posted by quonsar at 11:33 pm
equipped with a real vacuum cleaner
"at the end of the arm, there is a tactile system, robust and efficient."
homemakers appreciate household appliances with robust, efficient tactile systems.
posted by quonsar at 9:20 pm
starch can holder dot com
"the distraction of having to stop ironing and retrieve the wayward starch can is extremely frustrating."
posted by quonsar at 8:57 pm
electric sheep thanksgiving special
"we custom-ordered our own nature's turkey® right then and there. we got us a 30-pound bird, with 10% salmon genes, 5% sweet potato and 0.005% cranberry, fed on a special formula of sage, oregano, and st. john's wort."
posted by quonsar at 9:10 am
enough is enough!
"for too long the innocent children of america have had to endure the unsolicited advances of shameless office seekers. children all over the country are being stalked, slobbered over, patted, poked, prodded, shaken, squeezed and tossed into the air by complete strangers whose only interest is a convenient photo-op."
posted by quonsar at 8:03 am
it was smiling when i got there
probably been scoping out ascii babes.
posted by quonsar at 7:42 am
no more 'flippy-floppy' feeling
"high above sunset boulevard, in matlock's plush, 5,000-square-foot office, vaginas are being redesigned, labia modified, vulvae reconfigured."
posted by quonsar at 11:30 pm
order the video!
peachicks got crooked toes and straddle legs? make your own chick shoes and hobble braces.
posted by quonsar at 10:30 pm
act now! only 6943 acres left!
i also leased a piece of the moon, in case i ever vacation there.
posted by quonsar at 9:23 pm
miss your mower?
there's an official british lawn mower racing site, whatsthebest-lawnmower.com, a robot lawn mower and (finally) death of a lawn mower. enjoy. i'm off to fire up the friggin' snowblower.
posted by quonsar at 8:42 pm
"moving your identity into a new, younger human body will make you young again!"
posted by quonsar at 8:21 pm
conversatron dot com
"we're losing $14 million a week."
seriously funny shit.
posted by quonsar at 8:41 pm
you could attempt to run. but where would you go?
posted by quonsar at 8:26 pm
step-by-step guide to satisfying computer destruction
opinions on proper methodology may vary.
posted by quonsar at 8:00 pm
lost in the noise
and yet, somehow still managing to add to it.
hey. that was my line.
posted by quonsar at 9:48 pm
server error messages from hell
no! wait! i'm not ready!
posted by quonsar at 9:07 pm
they can have my toilet when they pry it off my cold dead ass
"by taking away our god given right to the toilet of our choice, congress has seen to it that we can no longer purchase toilets that flush properly."
wasn't this the plot for a 'king of the hill' episode a while back?
posted by quonsar at 8:34 pm