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too sexy for this blog
too sexy for this blog

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katie's famous goat 'oreo'
katie's famous goat 'oreo'

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trigger enjoyed his close relationship with roy
trigger enjoyed his close relationship with roy

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blort. meepzorp. hic. burp.
blort. meepzorp. hic. burp.

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pie eyed in the blortlight
pie eyed in the blortlight

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it's not polite to stare
it's not polite to stare

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i feel pretty. so pretty.
i feel pretty. so pretty.

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eats canned popeye for strength
eats canned popeye for strength

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up, up and away in my beautiful, my beautiful bassoon
up, up and away in my beautiful, my beautiful bassoon

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are you a dog? i am a triangle.
are you a dog? i am a triangle.

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would be dangerous with brain
would be dangerous with brain

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a poke in the eye with a sharp dogturd
a poke in the eye with a sharp dogturd

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turned the pumpkin into fanny & sent it off to poop
turned the pumpkin into fanny & sent it off to poop

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norky porbus
norky porbus

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SNORT
SNORT

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has big surprise in his diaper
has big surprise in his diaper

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white male cabal feng shui'ed her desk
white male cabal feng shui'ed her desk

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some say tomato, i say umfruffrengargenzolital
some say tomato, i say umfruffrengargenzolital

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mary had a little goat. flim at evelen.
mary had a little goat. flim at evelen.

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not exactly halle berry
not exactly halle berry

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pussy. up close. personal.
pussy. up close. personal.

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latex. the miracle synthetic.
latex. the miracle synthetic.

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has great personality.
has great personality.

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gipping one for the old winner.
gipping one for the old winner.

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fox proudly presents 'a karen carpenter binge and purge halloween'
fox proudly presents 'a karen carpenter binge and purge halloween'

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o mani padme hum for my life from the long arm of the law
o mani padme hum for my life from the long arm of the law

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don't step on my blue suede nose
don't step on my blue suede nose

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mind won't let it say that it wants you
mind won't let it say that it wants you

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should have read the fine print.
should have read the fine print.

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duh, help me mr. wizard!
duh, help me mr. wizard!

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spends quality time with livestock
spends quality time with livestock

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had one for breakfast
had one for breakfast

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and your little dog too...
and your little dog too...

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nam yo ho rin gay kyo
nam yo ho rin gay kyo

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zit-poppin' goodness
zit-poppin' goodness

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who? me?
who? me?

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mommy's all right. daddy's all right. they just seem a little weird.
mommy's all right. daddy's all right. they just seem a little weird.

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mouse fetus. it's what's for dinner.
mouse fetus. it's what's for dinner.

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bubbles? is that you?
bubbles? is that you?

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has the hots for his sister
has the hots for his sister

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left his scuba in aruba
left his scuba in aruba

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accidently saw quonsar naked
accidently saw quonsar naked

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you are what you eat
you are what you eat

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voted for dubyuh
voted for dubyuh

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nice beaver
nice beaver

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saw god during spacewalk for jerry's kids
saw god during spacewalk for jerry's kids

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bobby joe tyler's first kiss
bobby joe tyler's first kiss

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quonsar's pet rock
quonsar's pet rock

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enjoys a good headrub
enjoys a good headrub

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lives with mom
lives with mom

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vented parents to hard vacuum
vented parents to hard vacuum

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felt a calling to become ticket-taker at the tilt-a-whirl
felt a calling to become ticket-taker at the tilt-a-whirl

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last rider of the purple sage
last rider of the purple sage

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owes it all to Arthur Murray®
owes it all to Arthur Murray®

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calls you 'dahlink'. wants to do lunch sometime.
calls you 'dahlink'. wants to do lunch sometime.

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hassled by airport security
hassled by airport security

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only slightly contagious
only slightly contagious

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$500 a day lemon pledge™ habit
$500 a day lemon pledge™ habit

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feels the heartbreak of psoriasis
feels the heartbreak of psoriasis

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needs compass to see which way the wind shines
needs compass to see which way the wind shines

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i am not a penis with teeth.
i am not a penis with teeth.

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i love my wife, but oh you kid!
i love my wife, but oh you kid!

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you say i what now?
you say i what now?

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applied the Gold Bond® Lotion, yet still the itching and burning persist.
applied the Gold Bond® Lotion, yet still the itching and burning persist.

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just realized the 'piggy who went to market' isn't shopping.
just realized the 'piggy who went to market' isn't shopping.

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thinks you look ridiculous.
thinks you look ridiculous.

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DOH!
DOH!

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zipped up his pants one-handed.
zipped up his pants one-handed.

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knows what you did last summer.
knows what you did last summer.

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feels safer now.
feels safer now.

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dreams of feasting on your flesh, settles for the 9Lives® Tuna & Cheese Bits
dreams of feasting on your flesh, settles for the 9Lives® Tuna & Cheese Bits

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asked metafilter.
asked metafilter.

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listens to smooth jazz.
listens to smooth jazz.

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really needs to get laid.
really needs to get laid.

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did too much acid in the 60's.
did too much acid in the 60's.

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questioned authority.
questioned authority.

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picked bad day to quit crack.
picked bad day to quit crack.

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likes to say 'wot! wot! old bean!'
likes to say 'wot! wot! old bean!'

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still a virgin. proud of it.
still a virgin. proud of it.

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watches too much cable news
watches too much cable news