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monday, apr 1, 2002

how to build a head for your robot?
quonsar at 11:31 pm

fuck!
quonsar at 11:14 pm


strong bad's email
shelldrake at 10:05 pm

hubble resolves expiration date for green cheese moon
"Using the new camera on the recently refitted Hubble Space Telescope, astronomers have been able to confirm that the Moon is made of green cheese. The telling clue was the resolution of a numeric date after which the Moon may go bad."
shelldrake at 9:49 pm

the spork glistens, the spaghetti meeps.
quonsar at 9:32 pm

master webdesign
"Stop struggling and start learning!"
how apropos is it that this spam arrived on this day?
quonsar at 8:20 pm

over nine million cats suffer from litter box aversion
quonsar at 7:54 pm


1. photography    2. phellatio
quonsar at 7:16 pm

nothing quite as good as a combover with all those wispy strands,
nothing quite good as a combover so clap your f***ing hands!

quonsar at 6:27 pm

we use a special adhesive to permanently adhere the cremains onto the finished artwork.
"The cremains are not mixed into the paint as some may have imagined, but rather they are applied with several layers of sealant on top of the finished art."
madamjujujive at 6:17 pm


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quonsar at 6:12 pm

all the pits. all the time.
"See hairy girls at the beach, at the pool, participating in track and field events, shopping at the market and much more."
quonsar at 6:04 pm


madamjujujive at 5:36 pm

artificial synchronicity, language manipulation, kundalini and the corners of reality
"the activities and methods of foreigners operating in disguise on the surface of Earth, masquerading as terrestrials and living as characters. The two foreign groups that operate on Earth are hereinafter called "foreigners of Our Side" and "foreigners of the Other Side"."
quonsar at 5:24 pm


the technology behind google's great results
quonsar at 5:04 pm



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real tokyo girls
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j00lz at 9:35 am

are YOU a benny tied to a tree?
madumbch00ch00hive at 9:28 am

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